SupWithThat

Good rough outline. Would be nice to see someone expand upon it.

You'll be in Cherno, rest assured there will be plenty of people to shoot whoever is outside the cathedral. You need to relocate this idea to somewhere that isn't noob central.

You're missing my point. The second a makarambo with 12 zombies chasing him bursts in that door causing you all to react and fire, the whole of Cherno hears it and more zombies pour in the door. If that's not an opportunity to nade that door, then I don't know what is. Not to mention if its smoke naded first making the situation even more confusing.

I'm sorry, but a group of 2-3 well armed bandits would make short work of that post. Not to mention the fact you'd have a constant stream of Makarambos pouring in the door to get a pop at you.

It banned thousands of hackers, hardly ineffective.

The hourglass means you're unconscious - not dead. Wait for it to deplete then see what happens, I assume you're discoing before it does.

'Noone notices this shit?' You joined in May, have you seriously never noticed the thousands of lag related whining posts on this forum?

Using a church in any town is instant suicide. Would be incredibly easy for me to toss a grenade in there from an angle at which I could not be fired upon by your guards. Furthermore, there isn't a town/area on the map with a one way building that doesn't offer considerable options for a sniper to overlook the area and pick off people entering/leaving. I'm not going to lie - if I heard several players were congrgating in a building in my server...I would be SEVERELY tempted to see how much damage a grenade could do.

From my experiences using it in the armoury, I find that its considerably lazier coming out of mishandling than the more modern helicopters. What I mean by this is that if you're travelling at speed at low altitudes, you'd best be making easily corrected controlled movements - anything radical will be far too hard to correct and you'll hit the ground/landscape. The KA-60 remains my favourite chopper in ArmA2, would LOVE to see it in DayZ - the thing flies like a charm.

'Please explain'...what? It will be released when its done, and it will be done when its done.

Will be nice to see the Dew turn-out this time now that the haxxors be gone. There was a guy last time with 9, I calleth thine bullshit upon his collection.

Every day someone has some insightful bullshit analysis on the game, the same points have been covered about a hundred times now. Tiresome.

I've only ever found NVGs on corpses and in while raiding camps. (Four pairs that I've personally found)

Lets all clear our heads and flex our funny muscles. Getting your Leeroy on. Getting your Leeroy on, or Leeroying it, entails lurking mostly in coastal areas whilst utilising a Lee Enfield rifle to engage other players in PVP. Leeroying it is often the muse of well geared Northern dwelling players who need to vent their frustrations after dying prior to heading back inland. A Mountain Douche. A Mountain Douche, or a Dewche, is a player who has at some point found a can of Mountain Dew and instead of acknowledging its religious and sentimental value - has simply drank said Dew and stuck two fingers up to all which we collectively hold dear. I'll update the OP with the funniest funnies.

Rice, stop lying.

They're trying to avoid scuffing any carpeting that may be present.

He approves of your words.

Its funny, I imagine a lot of people didn't want to know you or this idea when you first pitched/spoke about it. I bet a lot of people are eating a lot of words right now.

The gear you lost was shit, anyway. Nothing that can't be regained in a matter of an hour.

No. Seeing as you haven't mentioned the moderators anywhere, I can only assume you're including them in your statement about giving the devs time to focus on what matters. Using this logic, you're proposing that a group moderate the forums in order to give the moderators more time to moderate the forums.

Server: Dallas 34 Time: 1-2PM GMT So, basically: We came upon two Ghillied snipers in Sary Sobor who were shooting multiple people (and killing them). Me and my two friends stalked them and eventually I happened upon them both prone in the same bush, I killed one with my M4 and the other instantly disconnected. Upon searching the body of the one I killed, I found that he had everything - GPS, NVG, Range Finger, a ghillied sniper rifle which did not exist in DayZ and some other things. However, I thought that the silenced PDW was a weapon available in DayZ and in my haste to loot and be gone I took it. I have since disposed of it and its ammunition - the hacked sniper rifle I left where it was because I knew instantly that there was no way to obtain it in DayZ. The other player who disconnected appeared to have a non ghillied SVD, which is also not available in DayZ. Unfortunately I did not get a chance to get names as everything happened extremely quickly.

I wonder when you people will realise you're participating in an Alpha test. Please, god, stop with this total sense of self entitlement just because you (probably) paid for Arma II just to play this mod.

Everything has a goddamn 'con now. Should hold a ConCon.

What is wrong with you people' date=' a woman isn't a man with his 'nads cut off. Totally fails to amuse. Are you 12? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_culture [/quote'] You strike me as being witless, humourless and dull. Moreover, your need to address a post which was clearly in jest makes me think you're overbearingly condescending. I do not like you, sir or maddam.