fathairybeast

Fucking racist

I danced to death, bro. Some hacker fuck stalked me whilst playing the x-files theme for a while, then forcibly "engaged" me in dance...and apparently I died from it.

I don't know if you know this, but I'm a pretty big deal around here.

I prefer dudes. Fat dudes.

God damned Aristotle shit

There's 10 posts in a row here on Survivor HQ with Australians looking for Australians. Call me crazy, but I think some of them might have Australians.

Take it over to Tom's Hardware. This sort of thing is what they do.

Would it be possible to get a new Subforum specifically for medic requests? I'd like to do some solo medic shit but without side chat on public servers it seems like this is the next best solution. Additionally, it'd clean up a bit of the chatter on Survivor HQ. Any thoughts?

You just blew my mind. OP: Go to bandit campfire. This is troll shit. Stop bumping. You're not creative.

I wouldn't suggest this site for homebuild suggestions. Sure, some of these guys know their shit, but piddle compared to most of the folks over at Tom's Hardware. I posted my proposed build and had people even go out of their way to look up benchmark comparisons and find cheaper hardware that was faster. By the end I had a much more powerful, and cheaper, build than I had originally intended. TL;DR - The folks at Tom's Hardware eat, sleep, and breath computers.

That was part of why I thought it would be a good idea. I didn't know such a game 'trade' existed until I happened on a medic request in Survivor HQ. Regardless, if no one else is on board then I'll let it go.

I didn't really have too many problems starting out. I watched about 3 or 4 good tutorial videos for dayz on youtube and they gave me a pretty good idea of what to expect/look out for. The only thing I had to learn on my own was where the good loot spawns and what kind of loot spawns where. For that I suggest http://dayzdb.com/map. Grocery stores usually give you all the basic necessities + tents + basic weaponry (sometimes). High Value Apartment complexes (titled as residential on the map I listed) give the same type of stuff with a little more emphasis on ammo/weaponry. High Value military complexes (the red marks on the map) and downed choppers give high tier weaponry. I started out scavenging Berezino. IMO it's the perfect noob town. Much more quiet than Cherno or Electro. It also has a grocery store, a hospital, and a high value residential building all within about a 100m radius. I frequented that area until I became familiarized, then went full time bushman.

Now that's a motherfucking haus.

Well they're not all bad, you may just be a bad judge of character. I was far up north, (relatively) well geared in the middle of nowhere, and a guy snuck up on me while I was pitching a tent. I had way better gear than him and figured he was about to shoot me while my guns were away. Turns out he was a very trustworthy guy and we ended up coop-ing instead. Now on steam friends.

Damn bro, with 7200 rpm on your HDD you could get at least the Hyper-Contextual graphics settings rigged up (really high graphics setting).

Kickin' dirt all the way from Cherno to the Sobors, see a random helicopter site just around Sobor. Pimp. Gonna check the loots, maybe. Are there Zombies? Yeah, about 7 spawn in right around the heli. Another 7 or so lingering a bit away from it. All I've got is a Lee Enfield, but I've got plenty of ammo and 10 round mags, if I kite correctly I should be able to take them on if I'm seen. Start crawling, crawl. Crawl some more. Get noticed. Start kiting. Kite. Kite some more. about 7 zombies down and a fresh batch spawn in. And again. Now I have 20+ still chasing me with ~10 down. Know I'm going to lose. Get knocked unconscious. Game over. Lesson Learned: Don't be greedy.

I know, that was a little out of place. Standard usage would be in a literal sense in reference to your father.

I'm pretty sure that was nerfed to an AKM. At least that's what the 1.7.6.4 patch notes said.

60% of the time they work 100% of the time.

I play with an intel hd3000. The game looks hideous, but it plays.

This game is what you make of it. That said, if you're looking for people to make it entertaining for you, or convince you why it would be fun, it may not be for you. Personally, I think the game is amazing. It's essentially a sandbox with zombies, loot, other people, and seemingly infinite freedom of choice to play it how you please.

Fuck, that quote just changed my life. I'm going to go single handedly rappel out of a motherfucking chopper, bitches.

FrankieOnPCin1080p is a good antidote for that shit. He's the one strictly "hero" based dedicated player I've found on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/user/FRANKIEonPCin1080p/videos?query=dayz

Funnily enough, this is posted on a thread dedicated to complaining about exploiting logging procedures to unfairly manipulate the outcome of gameplay... Part of me wonders if much of the alt-f4 debate isn't really about cheating, but about bambies making things harder for wolves looking to pick on weak prey.

My laptop barely runs dayz so this may be a good "bottom of the barrel" benchmark. I've got a $400 laptop. Asus Aspire. 2.2GHz i3 processor. Intel HD 3000 Integrated graphics. 4 gigs ram. I have to nuke all the graphical settings and use a cooling pad. I also defragment my HDD every week or more and do a registry cleanup. I wouldn't recommend buying a laptop like mine if your intention is to play dayz. But it is possible.