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... There is a bandage in practically every lootable building. Not sure if serious, or baiting bad kids.

The server I play on has no PvP. Email Jeremy. It's a Panthera map. Almost noone on it right now. Very stable. jrb0585@yahoo.com

Me and a couple buddies have been playing Jeremy Beckett's servers for a while now. He lost almost all of his players when he switched over to Panthera so you'd pretty much have the lion's share in terms of items/vehicles/choppers/planes/boats. Very stable server, I have yet to have any of my tents/vehicles disappear (got 4 tents, 4 vehicles and 2 choppers). It's a whitelisted, passworded private hive so I have yet to see a hacker in there. Very quiet server though, as I said it's mostly just me and a couple other guys right now. So if you want a busy server this is not the one for you. His email is jrb0585@yahoo.com.

Did you cry?

This gets tossed around a lot: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2782938 May as well give those a shot before throwing in your towel.

Guy was trolling for sure. I know my own kind.

I don't speak Russian very well but I can read it well enough, the simple fucks spell phonetically. (Just kid lol don't go cray cray). The first word sounded out is "Ee-Rekt-eel-noy". Erekteelnoy. Second word is "Deess-Foonk-tsee". That sounds a shitload like Erectile Dysfunction to me. Penis spam, baby. And no, I'm not joking. Or I could have just google translated ("Erectile dysfunction remedies, PDE-5 inhibitor.") Nailed it and you're welcome for improving your life.

Fuck I can't remember...

Yeah but truth is you'd need some tools in real life. And I don't know about you bitches but I always carry a toolbox around on my back in real life.

Get whitelisted for the server I play on. No kill on sight (you have to have a legit reason) and camp raids can only occur with the party present to defend the place. Oh, did I mention there are about 15 helis and a fucking ac-130? Map is Panthera, server location is North America. Stable as shit too, I've been playing on this guy's servers for about a month now, have yet to have shit disappear. There's only about 8 regulars right now (2 teams) so shit's still pretty easy to get.

No, nipplecakes. You can't carry a dude around for an hour and expect his 'in combat' timer to stay active. That's more like swooning, not fighting.

I savor my own farts and pee in the shower. Don't talk to me about mature.

It was fixed. You just don't understand the mechanics.

Not sure what you mean, Jeremy. Namalsk takes some work playing solo. I barely made it to the warm weather clothing before bleeding out. Had to take 2 rounds of antibiotics and take frequent breaks to make a fire and thaw out on my way up to the barracks as well. I thought it was fun but if no one else was on board that's cool.

Played Dayz last night on a Namalsk server. Private, whitelisted hive. No issues. Didn't make any changes to my computer since then. Tried to play on the server (which is running the new 99153 Arma patch) and I can't connect. Everything is up to date on Dayz commander yet when I try to connect to the server the game crashes after reaching the Player List screen. Ideas?

I think it's server side, the other servers I try are fine. Thanks though.

The admin for Dayz's The Walking Dead just switched his server over to Namalsk. It is a whitelisted, private hive. Provided he doesn't take it down it should be a very stable option, his last server was. There's only a few of us playing on there at the moment. Oh, and it's got a no shoot on sight rule. You have to have a reason to shoot someone. Here's his email jrb0585@yahoo.com edit: Nevermind. I didn't notice you wanted non-private hive

Whether or not someone is "skilled" at this game is dictated by one thing and one thing alone: Whether or not you can kill a zombie using nothing other than empty cans.

I'll check it out tomorrow night for sure

Good Guy Rocket: Doesn't define existence by money-whoring Dayz

You tell fuckin Reid what's what. We're straight up coming for his bitchass. God damned Reid.

I get a toolish vibe from that cat. I think he does what he does for show - not for who he is. But the fucker probably spends the average Joe's wage on computer hardware/software annually as well so I'd imagine making videos is a bit of a profession for him.

Try out Jeremy Beckett's Dayz server. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/103327-dayz-the-walking-dead-recruitment/ Well, you can give it a shot anyways. He hasn't been responding to email for a little while and it's a server based in North America. There is a no Kill on Sight rule and the average age is probably late 20s. It is a whitelisted/passworded server so you'll have to contact him for access.

Standard food (beans, sardines and shit) gives 200 blood. Meat, as some dude already said gives 800. After you kill a survivor you can eat him, that is the same as a blood transfusion.

Initially I didn't plan to respond to your thread because I know your type: you argue simply to argue. But I got impulsive and proved my intuition correct in the process. You were stating an opinion as fact, deal with it. Don't worry, your intellectual penis size is safe with me.