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fathairybeast
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Cannabis, Cannibalism and Carnage
fathairybeast replied to Dankine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Guy was trolling for sure. I know my own kind. -
I don't speak Russian very well but I can read it well enough, the simple fucks spell phonetically. (Just kid lol don't go cray cray). The first word sounded out is "Ee-Rekt-eel-noy". Erekteelnoy. Second word is "Deess-Foonk-tsee". That sounds a shitload like Erectile Dysfunction to me. Penis spam, baby. And no, I'm not joking. Or I could have just google translated ("Erectile dysfunction remedies, PDE-5 inhibitor.") Nailed it and you're welcome for improving your life.
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Fuck I can't remember...
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Yeah but truth is you'd need some tools in real life. And I don't know about you bitches but I always carry a toolbox around on my back in real life.
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Get whitelisted for the server I play on. No kill on sight (you have to have a legit reason) and camp raids can only occur with the party present to defend the place. Oh, did I mention there are about 15 helis and a fucking ac-130? Map is Panthera, server location is North America. Stable as shit too, I've been playing on this guy's servers for about a month now, have yet to have shit disappear. There's only about 8 regulars right now (2 teams) so shit's still pretty easy to get.
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No, nipplecakes. You can't carry a dude around for an hour and expect his 'in combat' timer to stay active. That's more like swooning, not fighting.
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Looking for Mature person to survive with...
fathairybeast replied to kauldron's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I savor my own farts and pee in the shower. Don't talk to me about mature. -
It was fixed. You just don't understand the mechanics.
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"Day'z The Walking Dead" Recruitment
fathairybeast replied to Jeremy Beckett's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
Not sure what you mean, Jeremy. Namalsk takes some work playing solo. I barely made it to the warm weather clothing before bleeding out. Had to take 2 rounds of antibiotics and take frequent breaks to make a fire and thaw out on my way up to the barracks as well. I thought it was fun but if no one else was on board that's cool. -
Is anyone else getting lumberjacked by the new update?
fathairybeast posted a topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Played Dayz last night on a Namalsk server. Private, whitelisted hive. No issues. Didn't make any changes to my computer since then. Tried to play on the server (which is running the new 99153 Arma patch) and I can't connect. Everything is up to date on Dayz commander yet when I try to connect to the server the game crashes after reaching the Player List screen. Ideas? -
Is anyone else getting lumberjacked by the new update?
fathairybeast replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
I think it's server side, the other servers I try are fine. Thanks though. -
The admin for Dayz's The Walking Dead just switched his server over to Namalsk. It is a whitelisted, private hive. Provided he doesn't take it down it should be a very stable option, his last server was. There's only a few of us playing on there at the moment. Oh, and it's got a no shoot on sight rule. You have to have a reason to shoot someone. Here's his email [email protected] edit: Nevermind. I didn't notice you wanted non-private hive
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What makes you more intelligent and professional at DayZ ?
fathairybeast replied to ianaconda's topic in New Player Discussion
Whether or not someone is "skilled" at this game is dictated by one thing and one thing alone: Whether or not you can kill a zombie using nothing other than empty cans. -
"Day'z The Walking Dead" Recruitment
fathairybeast replied to Jeremy Beckett's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
I'll check it out tomorrow night for sure -
DayZ standalone micro-transactions
fathairybeast replied to pootisspencer's topic in New Player Discussion
Good Guy Rocket: Doesn't define existence by money-whoring Dayz -
You tell fuckin Reid what's what. We're straight up coming for his bitchass. God damned Reid.
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The ''frankieonpcin1080p'' attitute to survival
fathairybeast replied to bottar1's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I get a toolish vibe from that cat. I think he does what he does for show - not for who he is. But the fucker probably spends the average Joe's wage on computer hardware/software annually as well so I'd imagine making videos is a bit of a profession for him. -
Try out Jeremy Beckett's Dayz server. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/103327-dayz-the-walking-dead-recruitment/ Well, you can give it a shot anyways. He hasn't been responding to email for a little while and it's a server based in North America. There is a no Kill on Sight rule and the average age is probably late 20s. It is a whitelisted/passworded server so you'll have to contact him for access.
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Standard food (beans, sardines and shit) gives 200 blood. Meat, as some dude already said gives 800. After you kill a survivor you can eat him, that is the same as a blood transfusion.
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The Symbiotic relationship between "Carebears" and "Bandits"
fathairybeast replied to dekartz's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Initially I didn't plan to respond to your thread because I know your type: you argue simply to argue. But I got impulsive and proved my intuition correct in the process. You were stating an opinion as fact, deal with it. Don't worry, your intellectual penis size is safe with me. -
Just started playing, why am I always on the same place?
fathairybeast replied to ProjectMile's topic in New Player Discussion
Wait, what's the way of life for all whoever has been struggling from the disorder of erectile dysfunction? Maybe if they post it one more time I'll get the message. -
The Symbiotic relationship between "Carebears" and "Bandits"
fathairybeast replied to dekartz's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Actually, you made that sound like fact as opposed to conjecture. A lot of people would disagree with that assertion - including the developer of the mod. -
New Player Need Some Help and Tips?
fathairybeast replied to harrytt1234's topic in New Player Discussion
http://dayzdb.com/map This map is my little buddy. He'll tell you all you need to know. -
Probably the result of the latest g-aedar1.493.3 sub-patch. Must have set it off somehow and the server stripped you of your gear. Know that feel bro. However, just try to figure out what server you played on with all that gear. Go back in, if you have your gear in there then simply stick to that server, sometimes the patch will auto-correct if you do this.
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"Day'z The Walking Dead" Recruitment
fathairybeast replied to Jeremy Beckett's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
If you're from Anchorage I feel bad for you. Chernarus is a nicer place than that shithole.
