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Only viable thing is beards and only if you can cut people's off if you handcuff them.

It's so nice. I love knowing exactly where I am as my friends are telling me they are in backwards R (space invaders) W town

You got shot by an M4 and tried to combat log so gratz on making yourself look like an idiot and a loser 12 year old cheater at the same time?

Because Epoch is for losers like them who need everything handed to them? You can build a helicopter in that mod with 1 scrap metal and 1 fuel tank part. It's about as CoD as you can get in the mod. Funny how the kids crying for this stupid idea saying KoSers need to go play CoD want to turn this into a team vs team CoD game because they are to stupid to know it is dumb to walk up to an armed person with your gun on your back and think you're not going to die. That's called being a dumbass not being a hero.

I like how all the idiots saying "HERPADERP go play CoD" then proceed to come up with idiotic ideas like this one that try to change the game into team vs team like CoD. This will never happen. Nor will anything like it. If you want a game that is one team vs the other than you yourself need to .... go play CoD.

This; people who cry about KoS are crying that they suck at the game or are idiots.

I don't know what you're talking about man every time I got the bandit skin it made it impossible for me to ever kill an idiotic pacifist care-bear

I Killed 1 person. I punched him to death. I've been working on it since launch, just finished.

This is years after the infection spread if you were a person who would be pissing and shitting in a corner you would have been dead for years already. And yeah people killing other people for food or even no reason at all in un-policed survival situations never happens at all ...

What? No where on that entire page does it say anything about acceleration. Leatrix is to decrease your latency and only works in some MMORPGS where pretty much 100% of the game is serverside.

This was the happiest part of any patch note for me so far for no reason. Keep adding stuff like this and licking batteries and bagging people's heads for the love of god!

lolwut? If you live in a republican state maybe and are using it as "yo let me ax you a quession". But that isn't america as clearly shown by this map P.S. Great idea OP! P.P.S. Just asked my friends from the south and from mid-west to spell it and they said axe too ... so west coast people can't spell maybe? I've never even seen it spelt ax

See kids this is the post where people should be replying "then go play CoD herpderp" not to people KoSing.

Tell yourself what ever you need to if it helps you sleep at night

being an idiot =/= being a hero .... and then they will be forced to fix it :lol:

Wait you gobbled this guys cock and he still did this to you?

1st reply in thread says everything that needs to be said and is basically the view of the devs themselves.

Shiiiiiiiiii ... I'll be right back.

And on that day the OP said "WAAAAHHHHHH I can't have a 24/7 daytime PvE only 1000x extra barracks 1000 vehicle server WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

In real life you're never going to be struggling just to find food on a daily basis after have witnessed your entire family torn apart by zombies years before and everyone is killing each other .... if you did you would be killing people in cold blood without even thinking twice.

This and only this. Making the kids who think this is supposed to be a hand-holding skipping down the road simulator stay up at night crying into their pillow gives me happy in pants.

I don't have any "vision" of what the game is supposed to be; I'm not the one trying to claim people are playing wrong and that 90% of the players need to go play CoD because they aren't letting you play as a pacifist care-bear in a zombie apocalypse. Feel free to play this way but don't then come spam the forums because you are bad at the game and got seen by a bandit and killed or thought it would be smart to walk up to an armed person. I'm not making claims that people should play a certain way that would be you. I'm saying the exact opposite because that is what the creator, Dean Hall, has said many times. This is a sandbox game anyone can play it however they want. If anyone doesn't like it they can leave and go play a little kid PvP-less co-op game instead of trying to change this one into something it's not and never will be. Also you've been a forum member for a month and think there is a goal in DayZ so I have a hard time believing you've been around since the beginning.

Yep 1st person only makes it an entirely different, better, and scarier game. When you come around a corner and a zombie or player is right in your face it actually makes you jump. Seeing said zombie or person around the corner 5 feet before you get there ruins the entire game ... and you don't see the person because they are corner camping like a scrub looking around the corner and kill you before you even see them. I wish 3rd person had never been brought to any game ever other than ones that kinda need it like MMORPGs, dungeon crawlers, etc... It has no place in shooters or normal RPGs like Skyrim as it completely breaks immersion which is kinda the entire point of playing these games you're supposed to feel like you are the character not feel like you're controlling some pixels moving on your monitor.

If you think there is a point or some goal or certain things you're supposed to do or not do in DayZ you missed the point. You missed it by about infinity miles.

Why do you idiots always say go play CoD. You are the ones trying to change the game not us. Can't handle PvP in a multiplayer shooter go play Hello Kitty Island Adventures. See when I say it then it actually makes sense because you're the one trying to turn the game into something it's not.