Gavalin

I do have a question for you then good sir? How can you tell all that from -one- saving? You'd have to team up to find out any of that :) ?

I was in the industrial building in Stary, over watching the tents with an L85. Prior to this my mates thought it was funny because I was half sticking out under the railing. I was like "Wonder if you can crawl through and fall off?" Apparently where I was wouldn't let me. In the confusion of repositioning to cover them etc etc I ended up prone again, thought I was kneeling. Tapped the "E" to lean around the edge of the building. Did a barrel roll, slipped under the railing and did a three story belly flop onto the concrete below. The death message sends my squad mates into a frenzy, as all their gear was the floor where I was dead. Was a good laugh.

Wasn't my favorite time...I'll be honest.

NO THEY ARE NOT your picture gives it away! You almost haz them! I'm the one with the hands sir hooves-a-lot! I hand out the muffins! And no I don't want your version of Love and Tolerance! >.< but I share so :)

I'd mentioned some where if you have varies speeded Zombies (Faster and shamblers not this OMFG KENYAN ZOMBIES ALL DAY EVERY DAY, no offense for bad pun but point is made) Made the zombies or "INfected" next to no fucks given to anything but head shots...halved the ammo spawn rate globally, increase gun spawn rate (So people can find ammo and be like oh shit I need an AK to use this, instead of going ok I need Ammo for this here AS 50) This would cause a lot of shit to hit the fan.

hehe. I don't know rather to want to pet Derpi, Hes, so much amusement tonight I might have to go bake some muffins! Now I really want one of those small monkeys now though....

The only thing I can comfort you with is muffins and the idea of a stand alone. As you seem to only have one post. The security issue -can not- be addressed much until the stand alone version of DayZ goes live.

Here is another idea. Take some people out and let them practice killing zombies. So far it was the funniest thing I've done. Giving my new squad mates Ak's and such putting them in the ATC and firing like 10 shots at Zombies with an MK 48 and just watching the horde come fight the AKM line. (Friendly fire is more accurate then enemy so becareful) @Derpi, don't post no more you got the right amount!

So did I, the difference my whiskey bottle wasn't empty! Was after about thirty minutes though, then my buddy crashed the chopper. Amazingly enough he survived..how he managed that but he did.

"Beat" is some times used as a term for victory, or failing to do something first.

I did this once with a hatchet....found nine hatchets in ... I think Kaemnka. Normally the place is nice to me but this day..holy crap. Got sniped at, hid in the town axing all the zeds. Looting them all. Half life, middle of the street surrounded by dead zombies I finally found my food...sardines...I left them on the corpse til I found some beans. Buddy of mine finally got to me so I started messing with about trading him a hatchet for this or that. Had all the hatchets laying on the ground beside my pile -o- zombies.

You need more beans for explaining that much. To add to this, check sticky keys. Not that its a good chance but your toggle to walk button might be stickied. Or your crouch button any button that would slow you down has a chance to be stuck on. Another tip if you didn't know it double tapping any of the keys locks them from press, to toggle. So if shift if your hold to crouch, double tapping it turns crouch on toggle not press.

This...made me smile. I'd say I feel ya on that but don't want to push those lines! Serious note. I loved the bloody sand in the knickers part! Don't give up hope, keep writing! Oh there is an Urban Legends thread, its pretty popular if you want to write other things too ^.^

Oh I know it would rip your leg off. I'm ok with it killing with any thing above a hip and as long as its in the chest part of the shoulder. Just like the .50 DE...a body hit is mostly fatal due to force of impact. Turns the insides to mash potato. Crippling and disabling affects would be awesome in that respect. As far as small or more common weapons, if I'm running through a field and I take say three rounds, meat of the thigh, side of my chest and my left shoulder. I will most likely survive. Most likely make the run through the field as unless something gets struck like a bone I won't register the pain instantly. Sure many of us have received a wound or two where you didn't realize you were cut/bleeding until someone pointed it out. I once bailed over a barbed wire fence, just like dove. I didn't realize I caught the fence until I got home and realized my groin was torn out of my pants and I had a wicked looking slice on my inner thigh. (Before anyone asks I was running from a bull that had been let into the cow field with out our knowing, we were hunting in the wooded area there when the damn thing came at us.) Hell I don't know all the talk has me so excited for the stand alone. WTB stasis chamber until release?

Yea its a skill to know this stuff /google /practice with zombies /smile /wait for player to stop /smile and thank google. Now my smartassness aside. I understand having marksmanship skills in DayZ is rare look at all the forum post complaining about zombies killing people. "My pistol don't kill them." I ran around with a sniper, I had no will to go through the "Learning curve" of sniping in this game. I will give you guys the credit it -is- harder system then BF3 but your targets are slower. Soo...yea I found it much more of a "talent" with aiming when I took down 5 running zombies with 6 shots from an M9 SD. When ex military folks tell me "You are fucking surgical with that thing" thats when I smiled. Taking a player down with an M9 SD at 30 meters, when he as a Lee Enfield. Mind you a lot of snipers are snipers because yes they know what to do how to do the math and awesome. The people that are not worth mentioning are the snipers that kill the folks for no reason then to just do it. So annoying. Getting head capped = ok fair shot. Getting AS 50'd in the foot while zig zaging = stupid as hell.