The many Stories of survival by Raptor Jesus

[#General Hawk 24]

So on my Facebook page Raptor Jesus (http://www.facebook.com/Raptor.Chesus) I constantly post stories of my adventures in DaYZ, and usually set up this "Raptor Jesus Rescue Force", where we fly around in our chopper guarding our convoy of vehicals that goes around handing out supplies to survivors on our resident server (AU #900 ;D). This is just a collection of some of the stories I've posted there, and I figgured it was time to share them here on the forum. (Video of the first DayZ RJ Fan Gathering, before had the chopper

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SELF ADVERSISMENT; I'm working on a short film in DayZ, well, really the ArmA 2 OA editor but it's based in the DayZ world http://youtu.be/XEPs48RaZ64?hd=1 I new trailer for this, or more of a 'teaser' will be released later today/tonight ;D)

STORY 1; THE ELEKTRO BANDITS.

THE ELEKTRO BADNITS:

So where I was in a private hive server, I was new to the coast as it had been literal months since I had to begin with nothing (always had a camp full of supplies in-case something hit the fan). I walked around for about 30 minutes, searching for weapons, avoiding players and zombies alike. I had finally found a hatchet, not much, but enough to rack myself up 120 zombie kills (the hive had some '

horde' system that made surviving in a city a living fucking nightmare) in 15 minutes. Anyway, I had approached Elektro from the South-East highway, the reason as to why I had decided to enter Cherno was in search of a firearm of sorts. I had reached the super market, darting in for just a few seconds, I had spotted a single Mak with no mags, picking it up and darting out the back of the store. Then, bullets side the side of me, barely missing my torso. Going back into the store was pointless as I knew that I was being followed, so the only place in view was the distant firestation. That was my target, I ran, swerving, they continue to fire upon me but miss every time (l33t dodging skills). I reach the surrounding wall, heading for a hole in the side of it. Just as I get there, a bullet scrapes my left leg, causing my bones to rupture as I fall to the ground. Desperately, I turn to me side, and begin to roll under the wall. I remain there for awhile, know that they had me pinned from the South hill. They were waiting, they knew I was injured. So one of them came up to me, and said "mate, we're going to let you live, you got that? But stay out of Elektro". He left, so I crawled into the fire station. Luckily, I found a single mag (with 4 bullets, mind you - someone had already been here) and a stick of morphine. I got to my feet, and began my revenge. I rolled into Elektro (literally rolled, it's quite), and began to search for my attackers. There they were, all 3 of them held up inside of one of the motel/pub buildings. I slowly snuck in there, I could hear them above me, walking, they talked over direct chat too. I dragged myself up the stairs, they were all in the room to the right of me, I remember saying "hey faggots, it's me again". They responded with "you're dead now mother fucker". I laughed over direct coms, before throwing an empty can of beans into their room whilst screaming "GRENADE FUCKERS", they freaked out just as planned and sprinted out of the room. Bang, bang, bang, bang 2 bodies hit the ground with bullets lodged in their head. The last guy, got his legs, breaking them. He was unarmed, well besides his hatchet. I approached the dead bodies and picked up one of their AKM's as the last survivor crawled away from me, I walked up to him. He demanded that I kill him now, so I knelt down, raised my AMK at him, and slowly said "you know the saying what doesn't kill me only makes me stronger?", he responded with "yes". So I looked him in the eyes, and said "well, with me, it's what doesn't kill me, FUCKING DIES".

I shot him enough times for him to fall unconscious, then I dragged him into the open street and fired into the air, attracting zombies.

MORAL OF STORY - IF YOU LEAVE ME ALIVE, PREPARE FOR ME TO TRACK YOU DOWN AND FUCK YOU UP. ALL OF YOU. ;)

STORY 2; HOW I SAVED MY, ALONG WITH MY TEAMS LIFE DURING A CHOPPER CRASH.

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So, just had the most epic chopper battle of my life in DayZ. 4 of us were patrol'n the coast, we would stop and give newbie survivors weapons and supplies, then we'd send them on their way. Everything was going smoothly, we had helped a total of 32 survivors and offered healing services to 8 hard-core survivors who required it. We felt like bad-asses flying around helping people, but then somethi

ng happened. Tom made us aware of a second chopper closing in on us, at first we thought "maybe we can be friends, 2 birds is better than one", but no, we couldn't. When they came into view, I ordered my gunners to hold fire. That was a bad mistake, because as the second chopper glided besides us, it fired a total of 10 bullets, one of which hit my best mate and caused him to fall out of the chopper, he smashed into the ground ending his total of 73 days of survival. We fired back, an intense air battle lasted for just over 15 minutes, my epic piloting skills were the reason we lasted so long, on many occasions they tried to ram us, to which I did a barrel roll, vertically tilting the chopper just enough for the hostile to glide just under us, barely scraping our rudder blades. After 15 minutes, they managed to land a single bullet into our rudder. Then another to the engine, and so forth. The engine began to fail, all the systems keeping us in the air slowed to a crawl and died. We had begun to plummet, the remaining 2 besides myself began to scream, mainly "FUCKING DICK SHIT WE'RE GOING DOWN FUCK ME", but not me, I was determined to survive, I blasted "YOU PUSSIES BETTER NOT ALT 4, I'M LANDING THIS BITCH". To which, my 2nd in command responded with "HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT?!". It was impossible to land, on land. We were falling from 942 meters at a speed of 100kmph. We were trully fucked, but I was not going to give up. We span out of control, swaying back and fourth, but I managed to gain semi-control of the chopper by using my knowledge of tricks with my joystick, all that time serving in the USEC ArmA 2 group payed off, I managed to steer the chopper to an extent. We plumited towards the ground, well, at first we did. We were 30 meters above sea level, so close to death, and 20 meters from the safety of water. We would not have made it if I hadn't span ourself to the side, and forcefully made the chopper roll to the right, making us jump just far enough into the water for us to survive. We crashed, but all 3 of us emerged from the dark and gloomy water unharmed, we spam to shore and dashed in a column formation to confuse the hostile choppers gunner. We made it, I demanded my mate to lend me his AS50, it was useless at night but I had a plan. I aimed at where the chopper was, and then commanded Jack to fire a flair into the air (with his M16A2). It worked, the chopper was in sight, so with a single bullet and perfect timing, their rudder exploded. They began to fall, but their pilot was not as skilled as myself, they all died in a firy ball of death raining fromt he sky.

So today was fun.

One of my very old stories;

Story 3 Shoot me if you will;

It was a nice, warm day. I awoke to the sound of flies as I emerged from my temp base, to my surprise was a dead body (well, not really surprised that he was dead) with an M4A1, my favorite gun. I searched him, quickly, very quickly as I knew never to stay still for long. I was previously unarmed, but now I had a very nice firearm to keep me company. The only problem

was that is had 4 bullets left in it, those 4 bullets would serve me well in the next few seconds. I pulled out my new gun, leaving behind the guys supplies to secure the area. I heard footsteps from behind me, well, more like the sound of someone prone, slowly crawling towards me, my guess was that he was the killer of the body in-front of me. So I went prone, and rolled sideways for around 17 meters, I then span around and looked for where the sound was. Then, suddenly I hear the sound of gunfire, so I quickly mashed my 'Q' button, leaned sideways and, just like in the matrix, literally dodged a line of bullets. His aim was horrible, but that didn't matter as he was invisible. His weapon was silenced, so I had no idea where he was. So I went prone and rolled into cover whilst holding 'caps lock' and saying "now there's just some people in this game that you don't want to fuck with. Unfortunately for you, I'm one of them". I waited for a little while, then ever so slowly crawled out to see where the shooter was (where I though he was). I saw nothing, but my hawk eye vision kicked in and I saw the finest bit of movement, which was his gun swaying back and fourth. He was in a Ghillie suit, but that wont save him from my 4 rounds. One to his shoulder, I was in semi-automatic mode to conserve ammo, he rolled to the side, making me waste one bullet, and then he sprayed panic bullets everywhere before running. I ducked, but then popped out from around the corner. I was outside Elektro, near one of the distance maintenance buildings next to the forest, so thats where he headed. I watched him run for about 50 meters, before I took aim, and shoot a single bullet into the back of his leg. He dropped like a fly. Now I could have killed him there, but I didn't, instead I waited for him to use morphine and start running again. He had attracted a few zombies, he took the ones that came after me (when I fired, they came) and they followed him. Unfortunately, he got up and ran after healing himself, the infected right behind him. So I took aim again, and shot his legs once more, this time he was out of morphine. I watched as the zombies tore him apart, I heard a few shots fired, and then the memorable sound of him screaming as they bit into his flesh, eating him alive. Now i didn't kill him, I am no man-killer, so I just walked away as I heard him slowly die. As I walked, I said "enjoy dining in hell".

Edited October 13, 2012 by #General Hawk

[#General Hawk 24]

^Oh thank god, just what I needed over here in Australia! :D

I see the spam bots are back on the forum, fu. >:C