When Nature Calls

[ReclaimedHavok 3]

Hello forum, I already posted this idea in the suggestion thread, but I figured there was no harm in making another individual thread to share. I searched, didn't see anything, so here's my idea. And before I start, yes, I know how it sounds. It's silly, but hey, it's an idea.

Honestly, in a game trying to put you through the trials of realism, having you eat and drink and such, you should have the other side of that coin, urination and defecation. Again, yes, it sounds ridiculous, and no, I'm not suggesting an all out animation for having a dude use the restroom, I'm just saying that all those beans and pepsi cans have to go somewhere. I mean, it could add a new layer of budgeting your time. Having to go when you think it is an appropriate time to go. And it could have negative side for not going, like being antsy if you really have to go, or making you a little sick, or if you can't hold it, you can't run as well, because, you know, it's in your pants. Or the zombies could sniff it, and have a new way to detect you. (Ok, that one was a joke). You could even go a step further by adding rotten food or something, which could make you sick like this. I mean, there are already other ways to get sick, so why not stomach problems? I dunno.

And yes, again, I'm being serious. I know it's hard to go about this subject without sounding silly, or trollish, but this is really my suggestion. It may be a burden, but hey, it's a burden in real life, and your playing a zombie simulator, so you're asking for the burden.

That's it I guess. Go ahead and comment, hate on, or add to this idea. It's all good, just wanted to share.

EDIT: I just saw a thread a few pages back about this, sorry, didn't find that in my initial search. Something they brought up is that people would just go for the sake of leaving poop everywhere, but in my opinion, this could just be a function you have to do, it doesn't need to actually leave residue. It could also be something you can't do whenever you want, but something that can only be done every so often. I dunno, just ideas.

Edited October 9, 2012 by ReclaimedHavok

[DanielTy88 133]

It's been mentioned a "crap load" already,Rocket has even talked about adding it to the standalone. But I don't really like the idea of watching your player take a dump...Let's just pretend when you log off the game...He does his business.lol

[Carl Weathers 3]

I'll just wait and have the zeds scare it out of me. Problem solved.

[Jex =TE= (DayZ) 218]

Oh FFS!!! another fucking post about shitting???? What are you people freaks or something? Why oh why does this keep coming up I really couldn't give a shit (maybe that's my problem ;) )about this. It's so not worth implementing when there's a shit ton of other decent things that could be in place of this.

Dogs- so we need dogs or could we had the time spent coding them in spent on something more valuable. Useless ideas that aren't needed.

Can we have bees? I think bees would be great in game we could have hives and make honey and.....

[Rastamaus 323]

For those of you interested in functions of a bodily nature.....

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/90438-pooing-weeing-wiping-fleeing/page__hl__pooing

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/39782-bowel-evacuation/page__hl__pooing

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/7624-consolidated-gui-poo-mod-with-pic/page__view__findpost__p__81141__hl__pooing

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/2725-merged-everything-poop-and-pee/page__view__findpost__p__45598__hl__pooing

[Brint 40]

[Blodi123 7]

I like this!Knock down a player and take a crap on his face then,wen he comes back to live make hem drink our piss!!!Lovelly idea.

[Zeppa 562]

search.

[Blodi123 7]

Good idea!Knock down a player and take a crap on his face!

[Blodi123 7]

Me gusta.

[flower (DayZ) 12]

this is a crap idea