I am looked for a companion.. a Australian companion.

[aaronivo@gmail.com 14]

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Ok. So i have been playing dayz four about two months now and I got so much bad luck at the start of my adventure. It was so bad that I spent ruffly two weeks in an abandoned barn surviving of the loot from the zombies I killed. When one zombie drop a pear of balls for me, I then decided that it was time to go out of my safety shake and start my life as a survivor rather then a freaked out hermit.

I had fun running around Electro making friends and collecting loot up to the point were i was killed by a sniper or one of my friends berried his axe in my head when i was expecting a blood bag. This was my life for the next month. It was hard and a very tedious month but at the end I left the city's with a small group of friends with my head high and a Coyote Backpack fall of supplies with a AS50 in my hands.

Now this is my problem, I have been a bandit, I have been a survivor, I have been a trusted player on a server that no one killed me, I have even been a rabbit, I have done pretty much every thing. I know that game very well and I am a pro survivor with a bush monster costume packed with the best weapons. After all this fun, I am bored.

Now i'm going to ask one of you fellow survivors or bandits if i can join you in your struggle to survive. I don't want to take control of your party or lead anything at all. I am simply here to be apart of your adventure and offer what advice i can. I'm sick of taking control of half minded morons who can't tell witch way is north and make you feel nervous when they apply a blood bag with there gun aimed at your head.

So if you don't know how to move around in ARMA II and Dayz and you need me to help you constantly with the buggy inventory then please don't reply.

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I am 17 years old, I am fun to play with, I don't rage... much, I am extremely sarcastic and i like the sound of my own voice. I can give you advice on moving around but don't expect me to teach you how to play the game because thats when i rage. And if it's of any consolation I hate COD and i dislike BF3.

I live in Australia so all the Americans, Brits, Russians and all the other nationality I haven't mention. You probably don't want to play with me because of lag and what not.

If I do meet your qualifications and you don't think i'm to arrogant please reply or send a PM of your Steam or skype.... preferably steam. I look forward to sharing my beans with you.

Also, the very long unnecessary story is to see if you are maturer enough to play with me and not another TL;DR trigger happy dumbasses.

If you didn't read it all and you just here to say "DL;DR, TL;DR" please leave... leav- just leave your beans and just go.

Edited October 5, 2012 by Boodgie

[ninjaontour 123]

It's actually TL;DR.

On that note, TL;DR.

[Mr. Packard 15]

What if I talk with an Australianish accent?

[aaronivo@gmail.com 14]

Well i am hopping you trolls will be delete from this topic.

What if I talk with an Australianish accent?

hey, if you wan't to join me you can but your going to lag real bad and you might get kick off the server. Also since the time frame is different I might have trouble finding the right time to play.

Also i am not really bad to play with as long as your not a noob and you know what your doing. I one of them people who really don't give a shit about whats happening hence why i don't want to lead anything.

Edited October 5, 2012 by Boodgie