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kingjod

If you're a bandit come get some.

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Hey bandits come get some. Calling all bandits. Hopefully in a clan vs our clan.

IP of server: 199.241.184.198:2322

or filter : a place where bandits come to die!

see you soon.

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I fart in your general direction!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

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Hey, I like the smell of farts. Thank you very much.

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Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg

of a cliff after a head shot!

:)

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You see... The thing is.. When bandits come... You won't know when, and you won't know how... But we are coming, and the last thing going through your head, will be a .243 through the dome... The last thing out will be the excrement leaving your rectum as you lay in a pool of your own brain matter and blood...

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