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Jex =TE= (DayZ)

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My first real LOL moment in DayZ was at Green Mountain. I just went through the gates to the tower and closed them behind me. Then this rabbit runs up to the gates right by my feet, stops, the gates open and it runs out. Before that day I'd never seen a rabbit open a gate before.

Listening to my mate and his son bitching because they got lost at sea because they were heading "for that bit of land that's off in the horizon" - oh you mean the backdrop image that you can never reach? "What!?"

Yesterday I'm running through wilderness and I'm running the contour of a steep hill when this thing flies across my screen. My first thought was someone just threw something at me but then I thought, "Actually - that looked like a rabbit" Sure enough it was! It ran down the hill but the hill got to steep so it ejected off it and killed itself. Funny thing is 10 seconds prior to that my mate was just bitching that he can't find a fucking animal anywhere.

"well you like that now don't you! Take a fucking rabbit!" (that's the dayz gods btw)

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