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Muncywolverine

I feel like the "F yeah" meme guy.

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So I got bored and decided to plow into Cherno heavily armed on a high pop server,

I bump into a fresh spawn on the way in into Cherno's east side. He say's that he's just died and that it's his first day playing the game. I ask him if he want's to join me, he says yes, and i give him my pistol.

So the new spawn and i head into Cherno, make a quick stop at the hospital so i can fill up on medical supplies, and begin to make our way over towards the church. We get about halfway and stop at one of the bar/apartment buildings.

I hear gunshots. Sounds like an AKM, but i don't have a good angle from the windows to see if there's any aggro'd zombies. It's closeby.

The Fresh spawn is of course clueless, he hasn't even heard the gunshots. I ask "Did you hear that?" "Hear what?., how to i pick up two pistols?"

About 10 seconds later i hear the shots again, and someone dies.

"Crosby has died"

The new spawn says "hey my friend just got killed"

"Did you hear those gunshots?"

"Oh yeah i hear it now"

"Who killed your friend"

"He doesn't know"

"I mean what gun was the guy using"

"He doesn't know"

"Did it look like an AK?"

"Oh yeah he said it looked like an AK"

So we sneak out the back and i spot the bastard on the far end of the docks near the crane/concrete building. I say "I see him!" and take a few potshots.

He ducks behind a building and i lose sight of him, i say "FOLLOW" and run around to flank him. Were about 2 blocks away.

I run across the street, round the corner and see the bandit bandaging in a corner. I fire a few more shots and he goes down.

"Got the bastard"

The new guy catches up to see me in my Hero skin standing over the bandit bastard that killed his friend. I tell him to take the bandit's gun and equipment. We then go hide in the concrete construction building for a bit then go our separate ways.

So to all you asshole bandits out there... take that >.>

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how do i pick up two pistols? love it

1 for each di-......

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