kebman 213 Posted September 30, 2012 It began like a dream. Maybe it was a dream. Or maybe not. Endless fields. No grass. No trees. Next to me was a fellow without eyes. When I came over to him, he looked right into me like he could see my soul. Behind him was a goat. He was also looking straight at me, like some demon straight out of my worst nightmare.I finally awoke at the shores of Cap Golova. I didn't notice, though. I just turned right and started running. I couldn't remember a thing of what had happened, just that I somehow got there. That is when I noticed all my gear was gone, even my backpack. I was getting thirsty fast, and hungry too. Quickly I came back to reality and could again feel the need to survive.I saw some houses, a gas station, and immediately made my way there. I was looking for a hatchet, but instead I found a knife. Oh well.After a short while, I come to the outskirts of Elektro. It didn't make me feel very good, but at least I quickly found some of the stuff I sorely needed. My mouth was sticky with thirst, and my tummy fealt like it was about to implode. Finding that first box of Coke... It totally made my day.Civilization! Or the remnants of it, anyway... The zeds were particularly angry this day, so I had to be really careful.Someone had for some reason put up tents in the church, and one more in the middle of the street. Damn snipers. I cut down the two tents in the church, but didn't dare go over to the one in the street. Instead I fealt that familiar fear creep into me, and decided that I needed to arm myself.The fire station was probably the biggest disappointment of all. Weary of the sniper that might be nearby, I still decided to sneak up into the tower. I'd go for anything, even a shotgun or a side arm. I was expecting a reward, but for each floor I got a bit more anxious. Nothing on the ground floor. Well, some tincans and ammo, but without a gun it was useless. Nothing on the second floor either.I was about to enter the last floor, but I waited, listening for... anything, trying to stay in the corner, in cover and out of harms way. It was never safe, but I decided it was safe enough, so I started edging slowly up the last steps.That is when it happened. I heard a that muted crunch of bones breaking. Then I fell down the stairs in slow motion. I hadn't heard any shots fired, but I didn't want to stay to listen. The journey down to the ground floor fealt longer than the journey to Elektro. Blood was gushing out from a bad tear I'd gotten, and I was getting dizzy, but I couldn't just stop in the middle of the tower for fear of getting sniped.And there probably was a sniper somewhere - a twisted twig of a man, crushing his bony fingers around his cold steel while watching me in whatever kind of sick joy he could get from this God forsaken world. I cursed him, yet I probably had no reason. It just fealt much better to have someone to blame.I had a lot of time to think about it as I crawled out of the building, heading straight for the hospital. Luckily it wasn't very far away. If I was indeed shot, that sniper sure had a sick sense of humour. Was he now going to go down and wait for me outside the hospital, I wondered. Was he going to wait until I got myself all pathced up, and then dispatch me? I could all but wonder.In that very moment I started hearing shots, and my mind went dark with anger. I cursed out loudly as I tried to crawl faster. I quickly broke the glass and injected the juice, instantly feeling much better. In a bout of split second madness I wanted to go back and kill the motherfucker, but I just as quickly decided against it. Armed with only a hatched, I would only look retarded for trying. So I got the hell out of there, further East and into safety. Well, those were my sweet dreams, anyway... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mos1ey 6301 Posted September 30, 2012 Basically, there was a sniper watching Elektro fire station and you thought that required a 500 word essay? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kebman 213 Posted September 30, 2012 Yes. Worst of all, I got you to read it all. Mneh heh heeee! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alixtheone (DayZ) 40 Posted September 30, 2012 when suddenly, jezus appeared! And used magic powers to nuke electro. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mos1ey 6301 Posted September 30, 2012 Yes. Worst of all, I got you to read it all. Mneh heh heeee!OMGosh, u must b liek teh bets troll evar!!!1one.I guarantee that you wasted at least two or tree times the amount it took me to read it, writing it. Go figure... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigerww2 24 Posted September 30, 2012 hey calm yourself matehe took time to write this and you just goduhhhhhh flame fail troll duhhhh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kebman 213 Posted October 1, 2012 OMGosh, u must b liek teh bets troll evar!!!1one.I guarantee that you wasted at least two or tree times the amount it took me to read it, writing it. Go figure...Wow... So you actually think I wrote all that just for you? Well, at least I'm glad I made you feel special. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EliteSkittle 59 Posted October 2, 2012 Thank you sir poster. I appreciate a good read any time of the day. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites