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Man Vs Door

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Yeah. Post your stories here. I want to lol.

Here's my friends, from his perspective:

"I had just went into an office building, looking for sodas. I decide to open a door, eventually leading my to death, and corruption by the infection. I gently push the lever down, but once i open the door, bam. I am sent FLYING. When i finally wake up, i find myself half-submerged into a wall. Most likely the supermarket. My gear is intact. But...

A can of mountain dew is RIGHT above me, taunting me.

So to say, door teleports him into a wall, mountain dew above him.

Karma, anyone?

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Was at the NW airfield barracks, opened the shower door whilst i was on the bench, turns out my character has no logic (Oh wait, DayZ logic...) and i was pushed through the ceiling, 5 minutes later a group of players walked into the barracks, i ambushed them when they came out with my M240 >:]

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I saw something in a thread that somebody posted, unfortunately i can't give the good fellow credit because i can't for the life of me remember their name but i still have the quote. There I was. The southern barracks. I aimed my gun at the door, took a few shots, just to be sure it was safe. The door was seemingly dead. When I opened it... I was wrong.

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Was opening the gates at the south airfield, in the army area. Apparently the right side isn't the side you exit...the gate swung towards me, breaking my legs and killing me.

I was playing Lingor earlier, was in some little house, coming down the stairs and walked right through the wall, falling to the ground outside, breaking my legs. I ended up dying, spawned nearby and passed through the same area. Ended up in the same house and did the same thing, again. >:(

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I was spawing near elektro and i start looking for stuff. I find a house and went I was near the door. a survivor (that i didn't see) close the door on me and break my leg... Since i don't have any weapon I wasn't able to shot him. Then he try to T-bag me.

(since it ARMA it didn't work like in CoD)

then he let's me bleeding to my dead after stealing my only bandage....

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It has been a while but I am always wary of opening a gate anywhere near a wrecked vehicle. Funny how a single occurrence of being smashed to death by the reflected force you exert on a rusty old gate meeting an inanimate objects jagged frame will shy players away from possible encounters like that. I will not mention the numerous times the inability to find the sweet spot to open a door in a clutch situation has led to my demise.

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in the south of cherno, there is a black house which is a 20cm higher than normal(i remember another like this). you cannot get in and ,if you vault, you end inside the ground and die. anyway by best door fight was against a metal gate in berezino, it crushed me in a wall and left me bleeding out, furtunately i recovered in time to bandage myself at 2000 blood.then got a lot of broken bones, specially with barbed wired doors

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It has been a while but I am always wary of opening a gate anywhere near a wrecked vehicle. Funny how a single occurrence of being smashed to death by the reflected force you exert on a rusty old gate meeting an inanimate objects jagged frame will shy players away from possible encounters like that. I will not mention the numerous times the inability to find the sweet spot to open a door in a clutch situation has led to my demise.

I dont understand ANYTHING you are saying.

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i was just crawling OUT a house, looked left and snapped my leg.

ninja door was so fast i didn't even see it move!

Doors like zombies, they just let them go trough them!

doors whispers at zombies behind a house on the other side of the street: player here! well fed! he just stole beans from my building!

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I use doors to suicide quickly at bad spawns..

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