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Hetstaine

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Well, i would have used a bandage. It could sanitise your bum as well.

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Class, thats realism. Have some more :beans:'z........

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This sounds like a 4chan kinda post...

Unfortunately i could not add sound effects..but if you like i could send you an mp3 ;)

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Think about it! 3 years after the zombies hit...you'd trade your sister for a roll of TP and a hot shower. Hell with a gun I want to not smell like shit >.<

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Old thread is old. Nonetheless, still funny.

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