Elektro Pub Mass Murderism

[#Sleepy 572]

So it was two nights ago I beleive, I was on the 97ADU's (Clan under The Coalition) TeamSpeak. And started playing DayZ with a guy named "BloodFart" we knew each other for a day or two. We found each other and he suited me up, we proceeded to loot Zelengorsk, Elektro, Balota, Berezino. But in the process of looting Elektro zombies aggro'd my buddy as he ran into the Pub Diagonal from the School he saw a player standing there aiming at him. He tried to shoot to make sure he was dead already (Glitched Dead Body standing up) and due to this a group of Zombies attacked him and he died.

I now waited on the Stair case for him and heard shots and saw Zombies being aggro'd towards the Orange Building infront of the school, Blood and I agreed I should just wait it out until he got back or the player showed as some sort of threat. I thought I heard someone in-game but brushed it off as Bloods Girlfriend was watching TV in the background and it was pretty loud at the moment. A minute later I hear someone say friendly and we exchanged some words, I told him as long as he didn't loot my buddies body at the bottom of the stairs I wouldn't shoot him.

The first thing this player did was grab my buddies M4A1 so I shot him once in the back of the head with my Mk 48 Mod 0 (I believe it was an LMG and took 100 round mags and did 8k damage on hit). This aggro'd many zombies so I began having to shoot them, another player with a Lee Enfield runs through the front door into the side I'm not sure if I killed him or not but I had hit him once. Killing more zombies my friend shows up and goes to loot his body, he gets shot in the back of the head with an AKM I believe. It was the first player trying to get me, now in a Bandit skin edging around the corner below me I sprayed him down and killed him. I now am killing more zombies and Blood shows up first grabs an AKM and goes to the stairs where I was before (game crashed) I load up again, Blood now talking to the man who I've killed twice telling him now to loot his old body or he'd be shot. The man loots for the M4A1 again and my buddy and I shoot him (The man didn't see me as I was now on the right side of the stair case out of sight). My buddy proceeds to loot his old body and get his items back, we run to the Castle North of Elektro and after all of that I had 106 Zombie kills. I'd say almost 100 were just from shooting them on the stairs.

Blood and I got away and lived happily ever after.

[Anemosology 18]

Morale of the story: Keep cool and- ELEKTROZOMBIEHORDEOMGOMG