takin a shit in the standalone

[Eazy-Makaveli 33]

does anybody know if you will have to take shits in the standalone?...after so many cans of beans

[zackthazman 23]

No atleast I dont

Edited September 19, 2012 by zackthazman

[terex 322]

Do you really want to know?

[Maca (DayZ) 769]

I wouldn't like to get shot with my pants around my ankles....... Just dosn't seem right..

[fatherjohn 143]

all of your posts are just horrendous. I wish you would just fall into a puddle of Ebola virus and go away.

[Eazy-Makaveli 33]

everybody keep saying this is a simulator and not a game. and everytime some1 makes a good suggestion or comments something that is stupidly realistic which i think should belong in a game everybody hates.

now dont tell me taking a shit doesnt fit in a zombie apocalyspe themed world

[HeadClot (DayZ) 4]

all of your posts are just horrendous. I wish you would just fall into a puddle of Ebola virus and go away.

That is the most creative insult i have heard in a while! You have my beans.

[zackthazman 23]

So your saying ill have to do it in the middle of cherno and the NWAF

[CerebralZombie (DayZ) 151]

Trollo-o-o-o

[Hetstaine 10852]

Ok..i admit, i am clearly immature. I laughed at the ebola virus puddle :D

My dude never poops in game , no bidet..no poop.

[HeadClot (DayZ) 4]

Ok..i admit, i am clearly immature. I laughed at the ebola virus puddle :D

My dude never poops in game , no bidet..no poop.

Here have some more beans - That should help.

[Hetstaine 10852]

Gonna need a bigger bidet..

[lonewolf12 25]

[puppetworx 474]

wut.

[spankimus 71]

Shit-o-meter

-Once it gets to a certain point, find yourself a nice spot, pop a squat, and drop a deuce.

-If it starts to flash, and you still don't do it yourself, you got yourself a nice loadout now. ;)

-Other people can hear the flies buzzing around you when you get near them until you can find a new pair of britches.

[HeadClot (DayZ) 4]

Shit-o-meter

-Once it gets to a certain point, find yourself a nice spot, pop a squat, and drop a deuce.

-If it starts to flash, and you still don't do it yourself, you got yourself a nice loadout now. ;)

-Other people can hear the flies buzzing around you when you get near them until you can find a new pair of britches.

ROFL!

[Forgewolf 70]

We should be allowed to take shits.. I'd love to kill a player and shit down their neck.. Just like Duke Nukem would.

[Eazy-Makaveli 33]

Shit-o-meter

-Once it gets to a certain point, find yourself a nice spot, pop a squat, and drop a deuce.

-If it starts to flash, and you still don't do it yourself, you got yourself a nice loadout now. ;)

-Other people can hear the flies buzzing around you when you get near them until you can find a new pair of britches.

exactly! realism +1

also wearing glasses? you have 1/10 chances to spawn as a dude who cant see shit and lost his glasses.

[Zombie Jesus 723]

If you play a female character you will have to search out a box of tampons every 28 days and your flow will attract bears and infected.

[Eazy-Makaveli 33]

all of your posts are just horrendous. I wish you would just fall into a puddle of Ebola virus and go away.

stop hatin loser! can you answer the question in OP?

[puppetworx 474]

We should at least be involuntarily farting on the reg after eating so many beans.

Maybe they should add combat nappies to the game also.

Edited September 19, 2012 by puppetworx

[kevinawright@hotmail.com 10]

Watch this be implemented where you take dumps in the various outhouses in game, then watch all the AS50 snipers camp them waiting for poor, unsuspecting noobs just looking to take a dump.

[the horror 262]

Watch this be implemented where you take dumps in the various outhouses in game, then watch all the AS50 snipers camp them waiting for poor, unsuspecting noobs just looking to take a dump.

Well I guess that would make the outhouses more useful instead of them just spawning crappy loot and breaking your legs!

[2ugly 12]

If you don't crap, and your crap indicator is flashing you will start farting, which can agro zeds and alert bandits. After 10 mins of farting your character will spontanously drop a load in their pants causing a brown stain signifying to others their inability to properly relieve their bowels. This will also attrack more zeds until the player can use water to clean himself up. Dried crap found can be used for building fires. Steaming crap can be used to track another player, or for warmth if you're cold. Crap dries in 2 hours. If you step in it before entering a town zeds will agro 20% easier, unless you wait 15min to allow the stench to wear off. Your stench indicator will flash when you need a bath or have stepped in fresh crap.

We should grow beards too, and have to shave. Hope none of this happens in the stand alone, but is fun to yap about the what ifs.

All simulators can be considered games, but not all games can be considered simulators. And many that consider themselves to be one are far from it. Any game that allows a 3rd person view to be on constantly while ingame is not simulating. That's called remote control, and the simulation is lost. Immersion is only complete within the simulation. Many gamers are too scared to be that immersed and prefer the 3rd person view, while saying it's easier to see that way. Again immersion and simulation lost. Easier to see because you're too damn scared to do it correctly. You can't see that guy coming if you're prone on the roof. Like in real life you'd have to stand and look. It's akin to cheating, but allowed in Dayz on most servers. On servers that allow it, they are playing a game, and you can't tell who is using the built in cheat. Luckily there are 2 servers that I've found that are FP only. Just my dumb opinion.

[Eazy-Makaveli 33]

this isnt a simulation, its a game.

if you think this is a simulation then you agree that all the suggestions in this thread should be in the standalone.

plus heres a few suggestions that should in the standalone IF you want realism.

1. you character has to masturbate once in a while or else you run slower due to a boner. girls will take 300% more time to masturbate. this is an obligation, if you dont do it, the next time your chatacter needs to take a shit of piss, it will masturbate but suffer a penality which will make the process twice as long.

2. your character tires after running for 5 minutes and has to walk to recover or runs very slow at a speed that the zombies can hit you

3. if a zombie hits you, you are slowed down for 3 seconds due to the shock.

4. you will lose blood much more quickly

5. you will die after a few hours after being bitten since theres no cure

6. your character has to take pisses and shits.

7. you can become depressed and if your meter is too low, your character automaticly suicides

8. you have a chance to injure yourself from anything for example: you can cut yourself while chopping a tree and results in a broken leg. fall down the stairs and results in broken leg and 3 minutes knocked out. you can trip and fall down in the middle of the street which has a chance to result in a broken leg. you know what i mean

9.your character must sleep and can be seen by other players while your logged out. if they see your sleeping character while you sleep in real life, they can kill you or take your stuff. your character wont wake up unless you log in.

10. your gun can jam

11. you have a chance that your character doesnt know how to shoot a gun and results in horrible accuracy

12. no 3rd person

13. no crosshair

14. no display of options, you have to learn the controls by heart. in real life, green text doesnt appear showing your options.

15. you can voluntarily shoot yourself in any part of the body.

IF YOU AGREE THAT DAYZ IS A SIMULATOR THEN YOU AGREE WITH THIS

i hope i dont see this shit in the standalone. i want a game not a fucking simulator

edit:

16. your have a chance that your character is autistic and sometimes do stuff on his own such as shoot the gun in the air, stop moving and starts laughing, etc.

17. you have a chance to be of any religion such as islam, jew, christian, etc. if your muslim for example you have to do your prayers. if you dont do them you lose morale and end up suiciding if ur morale is too low.

18. you have to wash yourself or it results in ichy skin, which makes you to stop aiming and scratch yourself for 1 seconds or develop infection can be anywhere on the body which cause you pain and you need to take painkiller much more often.

19. broken leg is broken. morphine wont do shit.

Edited September 19, 2012 by Eazy-Makaveli