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Must be with sexy voice and with nice look. Mature and not stupid. Some DayZ skills welcome!

My time is GMT+0

Send me pm baby!

This is no joke – Thanks

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And then you think you've seen it all...

Are you sexy woman or just frustrated troll?

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Are you sexy woman or just frustrated troll?

Your grammar makes it even better, kind of like a cavemen.

ARE YOU WOMAN?! WOMAN!

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i think he is serious , this is exactly the type of post i would do before launching a big streaming channel that i wan't to run like a pro and boost audience with a girl.

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Creepy foreigner, keep away from my girl :)

Wouldn't worry about that, OP specified:

with nice look

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Must be with sexy voice and with nice look. Mature and not stupid. Some DayZ skills welcome!

My time is GMT+0

Send me pm baby!

This is no joke – Thanks

Ya, like me too man. Nothing like stating the obvious you fuck.

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DayZmeet.com , whether you're looking for a casual loot run in Cherno or a lifelong zombie slaying partner, you can find just the right person for you.

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Betcha he finds a nice 45+ yr old hairy sweaty guy who likes playing DayZ in his underwear in a vinyl chair, with some awesome voice altering software. I even see fingers stained orange with Cheetos. *shudder*

Oh god I just grossed myself out.

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He'll give you a nickel if you tickle his pickle.

Then hide your body in the woods.

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Oh god I just grossed myself out.

Really? you just FREAKED me out. It's like ur in my mom's basement with me.... WTF man... GET OUT!

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Urgh. This threads just making me feel ill now... "orange Cheeto's fingers..." That's going to haunt me.

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LOL.....its topics like this make me wanna slap the guy that woke up one day and thought "internet forums, yeah, that'll be a productive way to communicate"

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