A quick fail.

[Chris <3 25]

So I'm in n/w airfield when I get shot at with one bullet, it misses so I run around the outside to get to my attacker.

I search along the area looking for where other zombies are spawning, I spot a head poking out of a window so I make my approach.

I sneak up to the area, its dangerous to get too close, so I decide to throw a grenade.

I have never used a grenade before, but I have four on me so it doesn't matter if I miss.

I throw one, boom! my enemy is dead, a small victory on my part.

Then boom a zombie punches me in the back, I turn to retaliate.

I watch in agony as the slow throwing animation completes my failure

surely I can somehow escape its blast!

Snap, my legs shatter to my zombie foe.

Bam!

Chris <3 was killed.

Hahaha the old still got a throwing object not gun readied one.

I tried throwing multiple chemlights at a zombie once wondering why my hatchet wasn't swinging until I realised what the problem was.

I remember when I first did the old throwing object no gun.

I was new and hadn't worked out how to throw flares yet

Had at some point pressed f by accident

single zombie chases me into an apartment

Have an akm with plenty of ammo

furiously throwing flare after flare at said zombie

yelling in global chat "why am I throwing flares!"

no one in full server answers

cornered to the top floor and back room of the apartment, a trail of flares behind me

Chris <3 has died

random player: "press f dude"

another random player: "chris I think I found where you died"

everyone in cherno lols at the 50 flares surrounding where I died.

Edited September 11, 2012 by Chris <3

[Hetstaine 10852]

I love this post :thumbsup:

[Delta Smoke 01 765]

I have had a few of these incidents :) 2 killed me, 1 my friend killed us both, and 1 instance where i went completely deaf in game for 3 hours straight.

[Banicks 55]

Hahaha the old still got a throwing object not gun readied one.

I tried throwing multiple chemlights at a zombie once wondering why my hatchet wasn't swinging until I realised what the problem was.

[Chris <3 25]

hnng

[Bludy 324]

that's really a good animation :D