Best in-game names when killed?

[Goggalor 191]

Then some others:

"Bear Grylls was killed"

or:

"The Walking Dead was killed"

I was actually playing on a server with both of these yesterday.

My favorite was Mitt Romney. Not very original, but it made me laugh.

[sonicrainbrony 136]

Well this wasn't in DayZ, but Takistan Life for Arma 2:

John F. Kennedy was killed with the weapon M107 by Some Random Douche

And

RiotMan was killed by the UN Stabilization Forces (AI)

Edited December 1, 2012 by SonicRainbrony

[a_typical_noob 651]

Was playing on Namalsk last night and saw:

The Tara Bridge Troll was killed.

Thought that was pretty funny. I just imagined a guy holding people up and making them answer riddles before crossing the bridge and I cracked up.

[a_typical_noob 651]

This forum hates when I make posts from my phone...

Edited December 1, 2012 by A_Typical_Noob

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Your rectum was killed.

Quefer Sutherland was killed.

Mums hole was killed.

and my favorite

Hetstaine was killed.

[krihelion 175]

My Boner

[xx_fr0st-w0lf_xx 53]

best name, a hungry black hobo.

A hungry black hobo was killed

[Konrad IV 10]

was was was was was was was was was killed

[spexnax 15]

There was something, at one time, about an arrow in the knee and was killed.

[kingfury4 65]

A Bus Full Of Kids Was Killed

[Doom Guy 128]

I go by the name Mister Lister: Sister Fister

It's actually helped me out, when some people see my name in chat, they hook me up with gear.