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How to get rid of a noob in your clan...

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I have a noob in my clan who has no patience or thinking or anything else good... He absolutely NEVER checks cities...Not even very small towns! It's because he's so impatient, running rampant through the city before cornering himself in a building and getting mauled. I told him patience could get him out of there with loot and tons of good stuff but he simply replied "Thinking and planning is for losers, running and winning is for men" Also, I'd like my clan to grow larger (outside of the people I personally know) But he thinks that every single person online is a pedo or a predator waiting to come to my house and kill me!

So, how would one get rid of a member like this?

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u should kill him everytime he comes near u :)

Yeah but I know him personally so...

Also I want to do a youtube series but I have a feeling it would look bad to have a guy like that...I know that if we get into sticky situations he'll probably just go leeroy jenkins on us and charge "like a man"

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Dude if you know him IRL then tell him that he is acting like a fucking idiot and if he doesn't stop that he can go find another group of noobs to join.

If he is just an internet gaming friend tell the guy str8 up, he's a fucking idiot and is an immature little COD kid.

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Go up to your friend say how you feel. If he refuses to listen, threaten that you won't play DayZ with him anymore. If he finds you as a friend, he'll give in and actually play tactically. If all else fails, shoot him in the back and blame exploiters.

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Tell him direct, he can't go on any more looting raids until he understands your/the teams approach and can do it successfully himself. Tell him the truth, that you think maybe he might be too new, and need to develop more skills before coming on your next looting.

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Next time he gets mauled, loot his dead ass and hide his bloody corpse.

Don't re-kit him.

Tell him to get his own basic survival gear. Primary, secondary, axe, knife, matches and a water bottle.

Make this an initiation for all your new clan members. (You'll know the cheats, they'll rock up geared to the eyeballs.)

Let your buddy know that if he can do the basics then he can be an active, useful member of your clan.

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