Nice to know that 2,000 bans do nothing

[electroban 102]

I think since these 2k bans ive actually seen MORE cheaters!

1 cheater spawned in and gave me aload of crap

A second cheater spawned in as some kind of god mode, kills my friend whilst im shooting him in the head, he then turns to me and kills me.

This game is like an abusive husband and im its wife, i keep coming back for me even tho i really shouldn't.

I cant remember who said it so im paraphrasing, but this game is a PvP sandbox game for trolls and script kids who gain enjoyment from shitting on legit players.

Like, I should really start cheating too, why not? It seems like a much much more fun alternative to playing the game legitly, i can spawn some choppers with my friend on any server, infinite gear, no risk of dying, and i can troll people all day.

Or I could go back to playing legit, working for hours on gear, then to get teleported to.

Why ban cheating? Make cheating legal so atleast everyone can have the same fun and enjoyment, cos right now all this game is is working on something just to have it get shit on by a non legit player.

[Boof (DayZ) 75]

Don't start cheating, just find a decent private server until they fix their shit in standalone.

[tsandrey 379]

Wow, go away. Why do you think BE cares? They worked their ass off to ban 2k cheaters (which is just HUGE) and now you come here and complain. Most bypasers don't work anymore, so you just had bad luck with those encounters!

[Xucphra 453]

You're the first person to complain about hacking. Ever.

Really though, everyone else deals with it. If it's too much for you you can play something else.

If everyone who was killed by a hacker came on the forums to complain like this the website would crash every day.

[puppetworx 474]

Like, I should really start cheating too, why not? It seems like a much much more fun alternative to playing the game legitly, i can spawn some choppers with my friend on any server, infinite gear, no risk of dying, and i can troll people all day.

Or I could go back to playing legit, working for hours on gear, then to get teleported to.

Why ban cheating? Make cheating legal so atleast everyone can have the same fun and enjoyment, cos right now all this game is is working on something just to have it get shit on by a non legit player.

Sounds like you've already been cheating. Did you get banned and now you're mad?

[FinalNinja447 129]

Another QQ thread.

[electroban 102]

Sounds like you've already been cheating. Did you get banned and now you're mad?

Not really maybe you should re-read what i wrote, and nice job giving him your beans, he took a quote out of context, therefore he geteth my beans!

[Pennyworth (DayZ) 33]

I say you should hack!! If you cant beat them! join them!! Start teleporting newbs to their death! Spawn ammo crates on the shore, teleport to lonewolves and put bullets into there heads! Import vehicles into the game! why bother wasting time looking for them when you can have them for free!

And then when you get banned... Dont come on the forums complaining about how much of you Fuck you are. Cause as it stands right now. No one gives a fuck what you do.

[electroban 102]

And for the record, the hacks STILL Exist, and they ARE still there, this kid spawned 2 choppers and a hacked crate some russian child. the other hacker was in godmode shooting us with a bison.

they're still there. I just dont see at this point why we shudnt just have free access to that shit.

I would cheat with style anyway, id just spawn a chopper and camp cherno with a friend, atleast that actually brings funny gameplay elements into the game.

Not just spawning behind some1 with god mode and shooting u till u die, i mean what kind of fucking life must have to do shit like that, i mean there must be a million more funny ways to cheat in this game, yet here these retards are just gunna spawn up and kill u.

[puppetworx 474]

Not really maybe you should re-read what i wrote, and nice job giving him your beans, he took a quote out of context, therefore he geteth my beans!

No you wrote it out of context. Let thine bean shower commenceth!

[electroban 102]

there u go theres no "give tin foil hat" option either.

What im saying is, why is it illegal to get killed by a flagrant hacker, yet not legal for me to use a script that will grant me my stuff back?

Like its an Alpha build and its trying to implement anti cheat shit with a system that can clearly be fucked with. I dont think i can remember the last time ive died from a legit bandit just hacker trash.

I just dont get how so many players are fine with getting shit on over and over again, i just assumed everyone else was spawning their own crates after they get fucked over? I mean seriously you do the same thing i do? Get shit on by cheater----> respawn cherno/elektro run----> head north to stary and the airfield for military gear choppers/ ----> get gear ----> make some objectives for yourself ----> get shit on by a cheater.

That literally counts for about the last 6 play throughs of this game ive had.

Im just amazed at how great this game is, i mean its given me so much shit to eat and its playerbase, were all eating so much shit, yet we keep going back for more <3.

[CM LEGION 29]

Working for hours on gear just to get teleported? You're kidding right? Its not fun unless you work DAYS to get gear then get teleported.

[electroban 102]

actually fuk it im gunna go find out how to run scripts for ammo crates, if a 12 year old russian kid can do it, it cant be that hard, and besides im not hurting any one by giving myself the gear i had b4 i died to a hacker back.

it all balances out in the end, die by hacks, restored by hacks. it comes out even.

[electroban 102]

Working for hours on gear just to get teleported? You're kidding right? Its not fun unless you work DAYS to get gear then get teleported.

I usually get really lucky with the gear i get, i dont know what you mean by DAYS though, like a full 24 hours worth of gameplay? I usually get real lucky up around stary and the barracks area between choppers and coming across dead bodies, e.g. i watched this guy get killled by zeds at the airstrip thru my binoculars, i ate my popcorn for a bit and laughed cos he tried to get inside the ATV tower and aload of rubble was constricting his path. he had a camo SVD or whatever that camo sniper rifle is. Never come across NVG or Range finder, seen everything else except rocket launchers

[daze23 549]

Not really maybe you should re-read what i wrote...

we're reading between the lines, electroban

Edited September 10, 2012 by daze23

[electroban 102]

A standard game for me will generally result in me dying to a cheater at any given moment but usually in one sitting i'll go meet my friend do a cherno run, go up to stary sobor, then the air field, then camp around stary, the last 5 runs ive had after ive dun the airfield and head back to stary i die to a hacker no joke.

i just wish the cheater came at me more creatively, i just think its a testament to how fucktarded these kids are. if your god mode anyway, spawn a car and try and run me over, or fly a helicopter into me, not just HURP spawn behind u! hurp! shooting u! hurp! cant kill me i got god mode HURRRR

[Sticker704 121]

Nice to know 2000 bans do nothing is a new epic tale from electro ban. It contains all the correct themes. The evil people being misunderstood when they are actally evil to the core, a few poetic devices here and there and a stern, yet hollow threat. All in all, I highly reccomend this novel. A great read.

[Zombie Jesus 723]

Only good part of that post was the comparison to an abusive husband (the game) and the wife being the legitimate player (it will be different this time I swear, he has changed can you not see it). Other than that hackers are going to hack, try not to let it get to you this much because it will most likely happen again. You never see me coming on here complaining about the four people who combat logged on me last night, because whining about it is not nearly as much fun as finding the next victim. I also get killed by hackers especially since switching over to banditry (meaning my theory is correct, most are butthurt care bears angry at player kills), but once again I just accept that it happens and move on. Instead of logging off the server last time I ran North of Kamyshovo and find a Ural packed to the brim with high tier loot, I would have missed that golden opportunity if I had run to the forums to complain.

The Mod as it is now is hard to police, if you are able to accept this fact you might still have some fun on the game.

Edit: I can agree with the creative hacker sentiment, I was far less pissed to die to some skiddie who ran over three people on a bike with God mode on while playing welcome to the Jungle over direct chat than the guy who teleported behind me with God mode to shoot me. I laughed when the guy ran me over, still think he is scum of the Earth but at least he had some creativity.

Edited September 10, 2012 by Zombie Jesus

[electroban 102]

i love you byeeee

[Sneakers O'Toole 57]

I'm guessing that at least %20 of people who play this game hack.

20% of 1.2 million = 240 000 hackers spread across what? 5000 servers = 48 hackers per server.

2000 or 12000 is almost irrelvant.

Obviously I am not saying that there are 48 hackers in every server but you get the point.

[chris p. bacon 182]

Like, I should really start cheating too, why not? It seems like a much much more fun alternative to playing the game legitly, i can spawn some choppers with my friend on any server, infinite gear, no risk of dying, and i can troll people all day.

This full-retard logic is what's destroying DayZ. If you can't play the game legitimately, don't play the game. We would be more than happy to get rid of you.

[electroban 102]

This full-retard logic is what's destroying DayZ. If you can't play the game legitimately, don't play the game. We would be more than happy to get rid of you.

Its not retarded logic is it bro beans. The only hacking people notice is the one that spoils their own game. Me wanting to spawn up gear that was taken away by a hacker is and should be fine, you wont notice will you? Its only when hackers interfere in the players experience does it make a difference.

I do want to play the game legitimatley, but if the game is rigged from the start however....

[chris p. bacon 182]

Its not retarded logic is it bro beans. The only hacking people notice is the one that spoils their own game. Me wanting to spawn up gear that was taken away by a hacker is and should be fine, you wont notice will you? Its only when hackers interfere in the players experience does it make a difference.

I do want to play the game legitimatley, but if the game is rigged from the start however....

This has been brought up before. Spawning your gear after being killed by a hacker is just as bad as being the hacker who killed you. You aren't contributing anything, only breaking the game further by using scripts and adding to the gear inflation.

[Sticker704 121]

Its not retarded logic is it bro beans. The only hacking people notice is the one that spoils their own game. Me wanting to spawn up gear that was taken away by a hacker is and should be fine, you wont notice will you? Its only when hackers interfere in the players experience does it make a difference.

I do want to play the game legitimatley, but if the game is rigged from the start however....

Ok. I spawn. I go to cherno. I find a dead body wih all the shit I need. A minute later, I get sniped. Well Fuck. Better hack illegitimately to get all of that stuff back, I may kill that sniper who killed me too, he's an asshole.

Great logic there bro.

[puppetworx 474]

Its not retarded logic is it bro beans. The only hacking people notice is the one that spoils their own game. Me wanting to spawn up gear that was taken away by a hacker is and should be fine, you wont notice will you? Its only when hackers interfere in the players experience does it make a difference.

I do want to play the game legitimatley, but if the game is rigged from the start however....

Someone robs me ergo it's okay for me to rob someone else.

Ergo mofo.