Joey and Cory - the terribile 2 :) - IL5 Chicago

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Server name: IL 5 Chicago

Time: 02:30 AM MST

Players: Joey and Cory

How did it happen? Like usual, I am helping a guy in cerno, get sniped, die and re-spawn in Elektro. Hmm....to far from cerno for my taste so I say to the guy i was with "you know what, if you can and don't get killed, get my gear".

I switch to another server where I knew there were quite a few tents around elektro and go hunting. one hour later, back in full gear, but starving. Low pop server at that time...so i decide to hit elektro for some food. Nothing at the store, nothing at the school. I am in the red house in front of the school when the server crashes.

After checking IL5 for pop (i usually play there, last night were only 6 players) I log in and get stuck at the Black screen of Loading Death....time for a coffe run. since i am not even loaded. When I return, i see the lovely "you are dead" screen. No problem, exit to lobby, log back in just in time to see my char pass out (remember that I was killed). 20minutes later, the hourglass hasn't moved an inch. Joey, the one that killed me is very apologetic (Me: geez man, wait at least till i am loaded.Joey: I am sorry, I will leave all your gear there...bla,bla)Time for emergency actions: I log into an almost full server and sure enough someone kills me.

back on IL, i spawn near elektro.As I am loading i can see in red lettering

"Player Joey - wrong signature buildings...something /wrong signature plants...something/wrong signature trees...something"

"Player Cory - wrong signature buildings...something /wrong signature plants...something/wrong signature trees...something"

As usual, I ignore and start running towards the house,and once inside and start picking up my gear (As50 and Mk48)

Cory:(via Voice chat)"I see you Derpson"

Me: I run and prone under the window thinking that he's on sniper hill. 5 minutes pass I see Cory walking in the room literally through the wall. Server lag? Hmmm...

Cory : here's your gear...take care"

Walks back out...w/o even using the door. I try the same thing and i can't do the same.

Meanwhile Joey was explaining to a jacob fellow how to "Delete this, delete that.."

"Player jacob - wrong signature buildings...something /wrong signature plants...something/wrong signature trees...something"

At this time, I am following Cory. We exit the house and head towards the building across from the enter-able hotel area (next building after the church if you are coming from Cerno, on the street). He casually walks through the wall and i try the same..can't do it

Joey (laughing) - You have to be pro like us to do it.

Cory (laughing) - yeah, pro

Jacob - See, a pro can do it (enters through the wall)

I run around the building several times, nothing...they are still inside a building that normally you cannot enter

Me:" so, you guys are cheating basically"

Joey "nah ma, it's a glitch, I can show you how to do it"

Me: "Let me test something" I pull out the Mk 48 and start spraying the walls in front. Nothing... None of them were even injured. Jacob gets pissed and shoots me through the wall. Dead.

To keep It short, that night those 2 never left the building in question, killed me twice more by shooting me through the wall and any attempt to shoot them ended up in failiure since they were protected by the concrete walls. There was more going on as in being sniped through the building they were hiding in and the school but it would take me hours to write it all

If TheLaughingman (Admin of IL5) or any of the admins want to verify my claim, all they have to do is check the logs. It should show the coordinates where those 2 spent most of the time (around 4 hours there) and if possible the side chat archive

Edited September 10, 2012 by razyel_kain