z0mbi3 4 Posted September 10, 2012 The day started off where my brother and I logged out of our camp the night before. Fully gear'd (I'm sure I don't have to explain) and ready to go we started to start our usual tent watch on our way into the "PvP" zones. Success! What a good turn out before we arrive in the southern areas. I find several tents that contain very little and nothing of use to me at this point. I do pick up a couple things my fellow bandit members could use when we meet up later in the south. I move on towards my destination happy as a DayZ player.Another set of tents...The phrase "what noobs make a camp so close to the south right in the open?", but I carry on with my raid. Behold! Mountain Dew! I know the dangers, but I am not superstitious (it is bad luck). I drink just to say, "I found some Mountain Dew...And I drank that shit!" Ha...I move on to my destination again moving from the "newb camp" again just a short distance from the last camp I find what could be the jack pot. Maybe I can trade out my little shotty for a F N FAL or an M4 of sorts...AS50s, AK Kobra, M4A3 CCO, M9 SD, all the mags, NV's, satchels, bear traps, car parts, food, med supplies, SWEET! That will do donkey, that will do.I move into Cherno to meet up with my crew and the van. We head east now that there are four of us we can go drop our camp then head back for some player on player action (dirty minds -_-...me too...). We arrive in an eastern coast city to find some dead bodies in a small town near Solnichniy. You know what we do at this point...Little did we know that once we all jumped out of the ride and start checking out the bodies we would not be leaving the town with our van or our supplies that we were so at peace with. The van we found was bugged. It would look as if it was busted one sec, then it was fine the next. Not thinking about the potential danger there I continued on. Then it happened. All 4 members of our group insta-killed. Same time. Sigh. We meet up and go back...it happened again. All four of us at the same time, dead simultaneously. My buddy mentions that he drank Mountain Dew earlier thinking that would clear up this mess if he came clean about doing the "no no" with the Mountain Dew. Then I confessed to him that I drank about three of those on the way to the rendezvous. "I found a Mountain Dew and I drank that shit!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
