A very funny. But bad hacker on GB #500

[Disapproving Elmo 18]

Hey so i was casualy running around on GB# 500 after being killed by a guy with an AK, i killed him and then i bled out. That was fine, so i tired to spawn near electro to try and get some of my stuff back and maybe some of the guy who i killed stuff.

I spawned around 4 mins later due to my slow computer loading screens near Cap Golova which aint to far from electro, so as i begin to run i hear a car engine start so i hit the deck. i see the car go past at a very high speed which made me want to follow and see what he does with it. As i follow the road i see the car crash into a small village i think it was the outskirts on the western side of electro... it blew up a total of 7 times. i also see 2 more cars parked right next to the car that had crashed. and i see a (dead) player outside passed out. so i go and investigate, i checked his body and he had a m4 with holo and a granage launahcer with like 10 mags, and to be funny i decided to drag the guys body whilst screaming down the mic in direct communication "Don't worry ima patch you right up brah!" butt hen he went out of his sleep and i noticed he had a broken leg and was crawling away from me and a party of zombies who decided to show up.

i start to get in the way of the zombies and him to try and save him, (to be a nice guy on dayz... rare i know) but then he started to shoot at me with a silenced PDW sidearm which i know is not in the game, so it's a hacked weapon. I dodged the bullets ( like a ninja ;) ) and then got into one of the 2 cars that was there and ran him over in which he died. I did not catch his name as i was to busy having fun in the car mowing down zeds :P once i killed a bunch of them and the rest became bored and wanderd off i went to loot the guy, he had a full large bag filled with jerrycans too.. i then took the rifle and it's ammo plus the PDW and had some shooting practice on near by zombies and then i noticed a crate in the middle of the road which i do not recongize... it was a huge ammo crate with like every single type of gun/item ammo food etc.. in the game! not just in dayz! E.G. mines and G36 with camo i think?... i then dropped the pdw and m4a1 holo tube and picked up a m107 sniper rifle which i've always wanted. ( i know at this piont it was a hacker with hacked weaopons etc ) and it was really fun :P i also picked up a GPS and stuff. i had NO intention of keeping the hacked items for myself as thats just boring as shit right? i then ran into a barn shot some zombies with the rifle and probley mad the whole undead population of electro come after me...

After getting some more kills for fun i hear and see a helicopter which could be the legit one per server deal but i had no idea at the time... i thought it was the hacker returning for me as i knew i pissed him off by now lol. i shot 5-6 round at the heli but missed horribly as i really do such with a scoped rifle. I then decided enough is enough and i put down the weaopons plus all of the toolbelt items and even my starting out stuff ( bandage painkillers flashlight) and then left the server. I am not returning to that server.

Sorry i have no idea what the guys name or player id is but i do know he was a hacker.

GB #500

My ingame name is Elmo

i picked up

-M4A1 Holo with a under attached nade launcher plus 4 nades for it.

-9-10 Stanags

-M107 sniper rifle plus 9-10 mags for it

-PDW silenced - 4 mags

-The largest bag in the game plus 8 jerry cans inside of it.

-entrenching tool, compass, GPS ( i think) plus some other things.

Im sorry i don't have more info but i still think the ammo crate the hacker used plus the weapons i dropped are stillthere and so id the cars the heli is god knows where but i think it might have been a legit person driving it, not sure. It's in and near the barn on the western side of electro just by the water fountain.

I need to stress that i dropped EVERYTHING including the bag and guns. I was going to use the crate for my own good but i decided against it. Im a honest person. hence why i conffessed to being tempted to taking the stuff.

Thanks for reading guys :P

P.S i know my grammar may be bad at parts but i coulden't give a shit.

That's right grammar nazi's.

Bitch all you want <3

Edited September 9, 2012 by Disapproving Elmo

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