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Last night I logged out in a thin tree line by one of those wooden military post that are at the edge of the tree lines....as soon as I get on I see someone crouch walking up to the post as to not disturb the zeds....I immediately start touching myself......I shoot....he dies.....I continue touching myself....I blacked out and woke up sticky and my wrist hurts...I don't know what went down but apparently I liked it.

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you should just server hop across all servers and count how many dbag kills you get like that! And as a side reward, collect the sticky stuff and use it as Tea Sweetener.

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What is this crap?

This isn't a bandit kill. Just some lame boring kill.

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If I log in and someone is in the room, I immediately log out and find another server. If someone logs into my room and I notice, I aim my weapon on him and let him make the move. If he runs, he can go. If he logs out, same thing. If he points his gun at me, I get a backpack full of canned spaghetti. Cheap kills are cheap.

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