A terrible sniper finds his mark another way

[Ipurgepeople 106]

So the backstory is, I hop on a private server with a few buddies. I spawn at Solnichniy, and there's a fishing boat just chilling out in the water next to me. So I go over to check it out, see if it has gas, etc. So I get to it, and it has extremely low gas. about ten seconds later I start hearing the shots.

The bullets are whizzing by me! Panicking, I get the hell out of the boat, swim to shore, and just haul my freshly spawned ass into town. I didn't even bother zig-zagging, considering my buddies spawned in Kamenka and I was sort of hoping he'd hit me.

He didn't. 10+ shots fired at me, not a single hit. I couldn't freaking believe it.

I loot Solnichniy, find a dude with a hatchet, tell him to get the hell out of there cause there's a sniper up the hill. I run to the boat, snag it while he continues trying to shoot me, and scream over the mic: "I wasn't going to steal it, but you're such a bad shot you DESERVE to have it stolen!" and paddle off into the sunset.

It runs out of gas at Krutoy Cap, so I hop out with my jerry can and head to Kamyshovo to get some gas. On my way back from there is where this video takes place.

Enjoy.

[sheepdawg 278]

LOL amazing.

[Baralai 14]

Karma, it's everywhere you're going to be.

[Ipurgepeople 106]

Lol, I was NOT planning on taking the boat, but he was SUCH A TERRIBLE SHOT I just had to do it.

I'm no bandit, I'm friendly most of the time (That's actually how I met the guys I play on that server with - being friendly), but this was just too much.