Girls are HACKERS!?

[CoolCain10 55]

I spawned in kamenka and headed north straight away looting deer-stands when I came to the town with the supermarket, I could hear JB singing through a microphone and that's when I went prone and crawled to see, 4-5 girls sitting there, I was going to take them all out as I needed the food in that shop BADLY.

I went to type "All girls go PRONE!" when I pressed caps lock I forgot about how the microphone turned on with that button and I said something to myself and they heard me!

One of them must of had thermal as she stood up and checked around through her gun and saw me even with my ghillie suit on!

Then I heard them talking over the microphone saying "make him dance!" and my character simply stood up and started dancing for the JB Song, That's when I got annoyed but I couldn't stop dancing and when I eventually did, I couldn't move anywhere.

I then logged out of the server and went on another server where I found that hidden bicycle.

[fatherjohn 143]

i can't help but to wonder what you're saying out loud to yourself as you're about to type

[Mayuyu 411]

Did you record any of this or their names and server? Sounds like a pretty odd circumstance to run into.

[Angel Knight 427]

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[Rastamaus 323]

sounds like a dream i had

[Sula 1205]

Probably witchcraft! You see, not all girl players are as lovely as me. Clearly, some are merciless harpies, forcing guys to dance! Those bitches! So no one killed you then? :thumbsup:

[RaysGoodLiquor 93]

I'm just going to assume you don't know very much about women if you still think they are incapable of "cheating." Not trying to knock you or call you out, but you sound like you've never lived with a woman that wasn't family, or only been intimately close to 1 or 2.

Edit: My point is that I'm more surprised that women are actually playing this game than that they are hacking while doing it.

Edited September 5, 2012 by RaysGoodLiquor

[Sula 1205]

Oh for christ's sake, you don't sound too mature yourself! He's talking about some girls playing a song and making him hack-dance and you get all serious on his arse? Chill out. And of course we women play the game!

[tfam 0]

POST states: GIrls are hackers!?. Like he thought it was not possable for girls to hack/cheat. Like they would never do it

or dont you know how english spelling/grammar works lol.

Should of killed them zombitchs. lol

Edited September 5, 2012 by tfam

[Mand'alor 2]

THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deetwo 69]

Probably witchcraft! You see, not all girl players are as lovely as me. Clearly, some are merciless harpies, forcing guys to dance! Those bitches! So no one killed you then? :thumbsup:

In other words, they are a bunch of foul wenches and demon harlots?

Apologies in advance for the music if no one likes Linkin Park, couldn't find a better one with Thor and Enchantress. Especially one where he says, "Ye foul wench and demon harlot."

Edit: hrm this one seems better

Edited September 5, 2012 by Deetwo

[Element47 2481]

ok, i dont want to spoil too much, but i think its fair to the OP to disclose a thing to him, of which i have factual knowledge: players who choose female avatars in games, are not always females in real life! :o

i know, its shocking! like, TOTALLY!

[tfam 0]

arrr witchcraft.

call the pope and burn them zombitchs.

lol he did say he herd them speak. not unless male players speak in female when their in a girl avatar.

lol

[Littleassassin2 73]

arrr witchcraft.

call the pope and burn them zombitchs.

lol he did say he herd them speak. not unless male players speak in female when their in a girl avatar.

lol

Which is where Angel's link comes in. My friend who i play with on here has an alienware and it came with a voice changer, he was playing around with it on TS one day and he changed his voice to a girls, it sounded legit.

[tfam 0]

So its not witchcraft its some alien tech us norms dont no about.

call area 51 and burn them zomaliens...

lol

well thats just one step from a sex change.

damm i feel real dumb now. lol. damm you and your sex changing ways.

dell can suck it. lol :)

Edited September 5, 2012 by tfam

[Mand'alor 2]

pffft alienware is overated buy ASUS much better comps and alotl less expensive, dell is the apple of computers (i dont count MACs as computers they are just trash) they make shit pass it off as next gen and make millions or an overrated outdated product.

[PygmyJess 91]

For the amount of males who play as females in game greatly out ways the number of females who do play like myself. Some of the younger boys do sound like girls that's why I get mistaken for one sometimes lol, but I wouldn't put it past girls to hack in a weapon.

[CoolCain10 55]

I'm not saying that a girl is incapable of hacking but normally it's a teenage lonely boy in his mums house who thinks it's cool.

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

It's not hacking, it's copying and pasting a script that someone else has written. My 5 year old nephew could do it.