Hetstaine 10852 Posted September 4, 2012 (edited) Thank you ever so muchly for the instant lift through space and time. I was up near Novy after having just marked a heli wreck on the map that had a legit m107 and DMR spawn. In fact it is the first m107 spawn i have seen, so i was of course slighty chuffed. Not having had my DMR for a few days i quickly swapped out my m14 and crouched out of there with a large grin. Heading up to Stary to grab a drink i was shot at near the tents by some rough bush bastard with a winchester, deciding to give him a break i turned and legged it to the forest south of Stary working my way down so i could spy on the heli.Now sitting under a tree in the rain at about 3 am i wondered if anyone would come and investigate, my plan being to shoot the zeds after i saw them spawn and had ascertained where the other guy was.. possibly freak them out a bit. The downside of my whole operation was that my partner was (once again) lost somewhere in ... 'a place with lots of trees' .Whilst talking to her, listening to the breezy rain swishing through the trees and taking in all concealing positions around the heli..i noticed that all of sudden i was on a surf swept beach with a severe lack of forest and heli crashes.Hearing a rather nasty jarring crack noise and slumping to the ground i heard..' hey..sweeeeet, i'm on the beach ! Is that you ? ' Seeing briefly through a haze i did indeed notice some other lumpy shapes nearby that may or may not have been my partner. As i watched the you are dead screen pop up, i smiled and thought, ahhhh the journey begins again, and this time she will not get lost.Thankyou for bringing us closer together but if you are going to warp us to a romantic spot like a moonlit beach i would suggest that you use some forward planning and at least provide some deckchairs, not those cheap ones either, you know the old school ones from the '30's that used to line the Pas de Calais ? Yep..those. And if it is not too much trouble i would also request a handbag with a map and compass for my partner, she likes the funky small bags that only retain 9000 receipts and lip balm.And one more thing, can you change the sign for Elektro to read in english ? She says she cannot read backwards numbers and letters that look like Eifel Towers very well yet. Edited September 4, 2012 by Hetstaine 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieMarv 293 Posted September 4, 2012 Hahaha.Made me smile. Nice to see someone laughing at the hackers instead of raging. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forgewolf 70 Posted September 4, 2012 Another reason just incase.. How do I take screenshots? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted September 4, 2012 I use fraps :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShigZ 66 Posted September 4, 2012 The downside of my whole operation was that my partner was (once again) lost somewhere in ... 'a place with lots of trees'I though it only happened with my partners. lolThey also usually say "I am near the ocean right now" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slartibartfast (DayZ) 77 Posted September 4, 2012 Fantastic prose there Hetstaine.It is about time the hackers showed us some love as they drop us to the planet like a sperm whale, or a very surprised bowl of petunias. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lysander_of_Sparta 43 Posted September 4, 2012 Fantastic prose there Hetstaine.It is about time the hackers showed us some love as they drop us to the planet like a sperm whale, or a very surprised bowl of petunias.But then we use our improbability drive, otherwise known as alt-f4ing to deny the hackers the satisfaction of seeing a sperm whale and a bowl of petunias crash to the ground. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waffen-79 32 Posted September 4, 2012 Cool, story bro!How exactly did you get your GF to play DayZ with you? I'd like to try Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted September 4, 2012 That can be a challenge depending on your girl :) You could just beat her into submission but you risk scuffing your knuckles on her teeth and having to mop the floor.No seriously, she just likes games that are a bit of a challenge. I sweetened her with some early dayz vids on the net..plus it was only 60 bucks, we burn more than that everytime she parks in the no parking spots on the weekend in the city. Love is needed indeed slarti ( great show ).. teleport ? sure why not, i'm in for shits and giggles after a big day in the wilderness the beach makes a refreshing change. But no cafe ? No Titanic sized liner at the dock awaiting our entrance..just snapped bones, bleeding and dead..is that all they got ? Wheres the pina colada man ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Hetstaine 10852 Posted September 4, 2012 Seems more and more every day..and they are only the ones we see, mods must be sick of the fuckers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
