jedberry1993@hotmail.co.uk 21 Posted September 3, 2012 (edited) There have been numerous reports on many different forums of a man that hops between servers, finds, fixes and parks a Red tractor at Pedo Dam. Some players have reported that when someone is close to him he gets a tickling sensation in the end of his genitals which makes his foot twitch and rev the engine on the tractor. This is just a friendly message to new players. BewareMan in the red tractor's last known server location = UK 241. Edited December 5, 2012 by ChimeraQlimax 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beanus 61 Posted September 3, 2012 ok... that's creepy, good thing I'm Australian 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man vs Wild 313 Posted September 3, 2012 maybe he can give me antibiotics cause I'm sick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jedberry1993@hotmail.co.uk 21 Posted September 3, 2012 Oh he will give you more than just antibiotics !maybe he can give me antibiotics cause I'm sick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dat Bushmonster 17 Posted September 3, 2012 I literarly shat brix while reading this post.You sir, win the internet and the red tractor dude is just hilarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isiseth 2 Posted September 3, 2012 To be honest... still not as scary as The Ghillieman..... who will sneak up on you... with the Benny Hill song thing... but quite scary.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ALuzionz 4 Posted September 3, 2012 I've seen him. I came up close to steal the tractor off of him, and then the engine revved. I was really scared. All I could hear on the group channel was heavy breathing, and a light "fapping" sound of some sort, don't know what he was doing but it scared the living crap out of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrankFisher 46 Posted September 3, 2012 He seems like a friendly guy!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
