Beware of the man in the red tractor

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There have been numerous reports on many different forums of a man that hops between servers, finds, fixes and parks a Red tractor at Pedo Dam. Some players have reported that when someone is close to him he gets a tickling sensation in the end of his genitals which makes his foot twitch and rev the engine on the tractor. This is just a friendly message to new players. Beware

Man in the red tractor's last known server location = UK 241.

Edited December 5, 2012 by ChimeraQlimax

[Beanus 61]

ok... that's creepy, good thing I'm Australian

[Man vs Wild 313]

maybe he can give me antibiotics cause I'm sick

[[email protected] 21]

Oh he will give you more than just antibiotics !

maybe he can give me antibiotics cause I'm sick

[Dat Bushmonster 17]

I literarly shat brix while reading this post.

You sir, win the internet and the red tractor dude is just hilarious

[Isiseth 2]

To be honest... still not as scary as The Ghillieman..... who will sneak up on you... with the Benny Hill song thing... but quite scary..

[ALuzionz 4]

I've seen him. I came up close to steal the tractor off of him, and then the engine revved. I was really scared. All I could hear on the group channel was heavy breathing, and a light "fapping" sound of some sort, don't know what he was doing but it scared the living crap out of me.

[FrankFisher 46]

He seems like a friendly guy!!