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thecoopster97

My first human contact in Dayz

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Now here's a story. Tonight it was my first time in a higher population server (28 players.) I was going to go to Stary from Cherno. Right when I spawn in I hear flies. It was just an empty corpse. It's kinda scary though. Anyway I start going up to Stary and when I'm about a 4th of the way there, I turn around.

Officer Friendly just spawned behind me.

This is the first time I've seen a survivor, what do I do?

Stare him down.

He has m14.

I have M4A1 CCO.

Should I kill him?

He's staring at me.

I have a coyote and he doesn't. What if he tries to take it?

Switch gun to full auto.

Ugh, I don't want a grenade.

Okay I'm gonna kill him, I want that bastard's gun.

It's on auto.

Fire.

He almost hits me.

Keep shooting.

He's still alive?

He only fired like 3 times!

Empty mag.

What do I do?!

Pull out M1911.

Shoot him in the torso.

Empty mag.

What?

He just walks past me like nothing happened and disappears.

He didn't hit me.

I leave the server cuz I'm pretty sure he's a hacker because 1. He spawned in about 15 feet from me, which isn't very likely to happen in the middle of the woods. and 2. I shot him several times.

So, Officer Friendly, if you're reading this, you're a dick. Sincerely, the dude who shot you literally 10 times because you were 10 feet away.

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I just had my ATV stolen by a guy with an m249SAW in the middle of the night in the middle of the woods.

Want a hug?

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I can narrow this down.

*Sees man*

*Shoots at him*

*Calls him a dick when he gets away*

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[LR]Tit-Tugger

Captainseaman

Both hackers from US 904.

Since i dont have proof, nothing happens :)

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I just had my ATV stolen by a guy with an m249SAW in the middle of the night in the middle of the woods.

Want a hug?

Hmmm. I have an M249SAW and stole an ATV in the middle of the night. If it was by miracle yours, I apologise, I meant to bring it back so I didn't get attention but I made the rookie mistake of running out of fuel.

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