Trololololol

[kryvian 123]

@ DE 1651

So, today I went at a buddy's house to give him some shit and played some dayz, fixed up another chopper, had the most annoying bunch of ppl in the back "no go there no what about fuule, no that no this, later on that day they started shooting each other in balota thinking they're someone else *on a server that was just us*

finally I had to leave my friend's house and left the only other chopper pilot in charge *he crashed it half an hour later wile attempting a barrel roll*

...

oh well

gathered parts, went to island, hopped, found a chopper on a night server, repaired it, and then we had the gas can incident. the chopper ate 4/8 gas cans and we had only other 4 to get to a gas tank.... on a pitch black server with no nvgs. I set my sights on Kamyshovo, and with one pixel worth of fuel I landed that thing in pitch black barely on the shoreline, like a fucking boss. later on some friends came and we got nvgs, we were all geared and pimping, chopper fully fueled, a patient comes in the teamspeak with broken bones, okay, we fly towards there and when we get near something shot at us, out maneuvered like a boss, got only 3 hits barely near engine, engine green with a slight tilt of yellow. we say our goodbyes to the broken bones dude and he left to another teamspeak channel for help.

We say oh well, and started heading to kamenka for spare parts wile guessing what shot at us, mostly guessing an AK by fire rate and sound.

Then suddenly under us something is shooting at us again, rotor orangered, engine yellow. pfff . Now it was obvious, we are the target of a hacker. He telelport followed us around wile we shot at him.

I fly around in the most twisted ways and he didn't manage to get another hit on me, we decided that it'd be smart to go out to sea so A: we know where he'll teleport and B: he'll have lesser chances of hitting us. after we flew back and forth from one end of the shoreline to the other (as in NE~SW) we decided that if we are to survive this (you can't kill command ppl in vehicles, or teleport them for all I know and he's proven as such) we have to make him get bored and leave. We had 9/10 fuel tank full, a fun 3 hours of auto hover on @ 1.7km out of shore.

We waited out between komarovo and balota for like 20ish minutes for the fuel to slowwwwly drain to 1/10 then land it and see if we get shot at or he just left, and suddenly the heli was 4 meters off the ground on the shoreline between komarovo and balota. one instantly got out and started shooting, I panic mode turned it around in an attempt to get out alive, but as I was angling it for max speed wile doing a sharp turn he got the engine, lost power and hit the ground hard that was 30 meters below.

At this point I said fuck it and alt+F4d. Hacker dude tbh you've been the most challenge I've had in a long time, with your rapid fire AS50 and anti air units, porting of yourself and ours as well; but your aim was terribad. Even more that you needed 20 minutes to figure out how to teleport the chopper to you.

Yes it's very hard to figure out to use the *teleport all vehicles to me* command.

Most fun thing is, besides one of us that didn't want to alt F4 we all survived just fine, all of this considering you had complete control over us. ^_^.

Dear hacker, to such course of actions I can only find that you ppl see yourself as impotent and need to feed your ego in a way or another. Just let me say, you needed 40 minutes of scripting to finally take us down and just then barely, and 4/5 of us got out alive. Tbh the only thing your e-peen did is prove further more how you and all of your kind how pathetic you are. If you are either bored or lack the skill enough to have to get hacks, then I suggest moving on to another game.

of the 40ish minutes I've recorded after we started going from one end of the beach to the other and ended after we decided to sit our asses above the sea. I didn't record the last bits that finally took us down. Movie soon-ish.

edit: future link for movie:

http://youtu.be/Kml6XRuUGTs

Edited September 2, 2012 by kryvian

[Welch (DayZ) 756]

I applaud you for being a Medic. And for fighting a hacker.

Beans to ye!

[kryvian 123]

updated 1st post, that's the link for the boring 11~mins recorded.

Edited September 2, 2012 by kryvian