7 Reasons why we wouldn't need to worry about a zed apocalypse

[slartibartfast (DayZ) 77]

Ok guys.

No need to worry any more.

We just need a couple weeks worth of beans and our Enfield to survive.

And maybe a strong front door.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly_p2.html?wa_user1=5&wa_user2=Science&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=yesincite

I especially love the 'bursting like rancid meat balloons'. :D

[CerebralZombie (DayZ) 151]

I remember coming across this quite awhile ago. Well we will have to see I guess, since maybe that fungus will become big enough to take over hums. (As it only does ants atm.)

If not, I will genetically mutate it to take over humans. :D

It really can't be that hard. Just gather a bunch of said fungus, and let it grow. Place on hums, and let it run it's course!

[Elektro (DayZ) 7]

What if the beans run out >:o

[slartibartfast (DayZ) 77]

What if the beans run out > :o

they won't. Beans never run out.

Have some of mine just in case though. :beans:

[gambles 234]

Very interesting, love these little factual spins on stuff like this.

[slartibartfast (DayZ) 77]

I think humans would be fucked if it happen

Just don't like anything bite you. ;)