Puertolian 2 Posted August 31, 2012 Never axe a bandit if they are friendly.The joke is you never ask a bandit if they are friendly because they aren'tAnd you never axe them with your hatchet if they are being friendly because then theyll kill youYou Like =)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Professional N00b 347 Posted August 31, 2012 *crickets* 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sturmgeist 21 Posted August 31, 2012 do i smell weed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suKi 43 Posted August 31, 2012 do i smell weed?I smell it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spankimus 71 Posted August 31, 2012 Always axe a bandit if he's friendly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jextic 2 Posted August 31, 2012 Thread sure became funny with all the reactions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Puertolian 2 Posted August 31, 2012 Trololol do you smell weed lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jex =TE= (DayZ) 218 Posted August 31, 2012 *whoosh* Tumbleweed *whoosh*That was awful and u should axe every bandit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069 Posted August 31, 2012 (edited) Your joke made me chuckle. Speaking of humor...Found this the other day. Can't stop laughing. Not really a joke, but it's humorous. Edited August 31, 2012 by omgwtfbbq 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Puertolian 2 Posted August 31, 2012 I said its cheessy guys, its just a chuckle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JamesButlin 108 Posted August 31, 2012 It would have been better had you not instantly tried to explain why it's funny. :( 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Diealot 46 Posted August 31, 2012 do i smell weed?I'd say about a quarter-ounce. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonasera 17 Posted August 31, 2012 Now tell the one that doesn't suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HappyMushroom 68 Posted August 31, 2012 I'd imagine this joke will make people laugh for hours, possibly even...DayZ. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namsek 13 Posted August 31, 2012 Your joke made me chuckle. Speaking of humor...Found this the other day. Can't stop laughing. Not really a joke, but it's humorous.Now THAT had me laughing good! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faceman Peck 93 Posted August 31, 2012 *crickets*+1 for crickets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069 Posted September 1, 2012 (edited) We need more jokes/humor in this thread. Edited September 1, 2012 by omgwtfbbq Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
