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[VIDEO] Robbing Noobs Episode 3 - Critically Acclaimed Series!

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Over 6,000 views. Over 100 forum replies. Gabe Newell endorsed. The third episode is finally here, and boy, is your body not ready.

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Top critic reviews:

"Small dick syndrome." - TipTopTimes

"You guys are so tough. Real tough guys indeed." - Bayers

"You're an absolute retard get a life" - MrMadakey

"Lame and gay. Your accuracy is actually terrible. You're low level only allows you to shoot at unarmed fresh spawned players." - Artngroove

"Zero skills twat with a zero inch dick." - Topper

"I bet these morons jerk off while "hunting"... nothing brings more elation to someone with only a three inch penis than what was portrayed in this YouTube video!" - Bulletproof

"These idiots were bullied at school or beaten a lot by their fathers... you are pathetic." - Burro

"This video sucked a big bag of dicks" - daspope

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Again, thanks for the reviews guys!

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"this video sucked a big bag of dicks" -daspope

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Lucky for you, all the fresh spawns you ran into were funny and really the only source of entertainment.

And open your eyes when you aim.

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