My Bandit Story

[morbros2714 1]

So the other day I just started to KoS, and to be a Bandit, Just for something new. Anyway, I was in Balota, and I see a guy with an axe run into a building, Knowing he had saw me. I had some zombies agro'ed on me so I had to get them away before dealing with my new friend. I went to the back of the building (only one entrance) and killed the zombies. I then peeked into the window and saw him running around, a couple shots and he was down. I then headed into the building to loot his body when I saw his friend in a corner, no weapons, nothing on him but he was a witness. He sat there in the corner while I reloaded my gun and shot him in the face, I kinda felt bad about it but I thought it was kinda funny standing there and reloading my rifle without him trying to run (he wasn't afk).

Anyways does anyone else have any funny or strange stories of killing or being killed?

[speca 193]

I killed a sniper on Electro hill with his own gun... Funny right?

[Jon Snow (DayZ) 51]

but he was a witness.

You're thorough, i like that.

[motocross 49]

Thats pretty fucking cold hearted. I would have given him my pistol and told him to run along or join me :3

[morbros2714 1]

Right after I killed his friend in front of him? as soon as he laid his hands on any sort of weapon I would've been gunned down haha

[motocross 49]

Right after I killed his friend in front of him? as soon as he laid his hands on any sort of weapon I would've been gunned down haha

How do you know it was his friend? Anyway, if he was cowering in the corner, it was because he presented no threat to you, if you did kill his friend and it were I, I would lunge for his axe and murder the fuck out of you, but this guy dident? So he dident want to fight you? Logic. Think before you squeeze that trigger. Poor fucker xD

[morbros2714 1]

You think common sense tells him to run, but no, even while reloading you should get the impression that I am intending to shoot it.

[blackhawk342 2]

You sir are a ruffian and a scoundrel. There are two groups i dont harm: medics and unarmed people.

On the subject of funniest ways to kill someone: i found an afk sniper, reached into his backpack and took out a grenade and killed him with it.

[DrunkPunk 159]

he may have been unarmed.... but as the OP said, he was a witness. Can't be leavin no witnesses.

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

I was roaming around in Elektro one night. I had a revolver and I saw a flare on a dead body. I thought "what the hell, this is a trap, but lets do this". I ran up and started looting it..it was empty. I hear people yelling at me over direct chat to lay face down and drop my pistol. I comply. One of my 2 attackers starts looking in my backpack. While he is doing this, I harmlessly take a peek into his nice big ol' coyote pack. I slip out his AKM (He had a DMR out at the time) and 1 mag. He goes over to his friend to give him my only pack of painkillers, while they are doing this I reload the AKM (I don't know how he didn't see my hold it when I took it out). I walk up behind them, numbnuts 1 is looting at his feet as he takes his painkillers, and numbnuts 2 has his back to me. I say (no joke) "nighty night, bitches" I then proceed to hose the numbnut brothers down with a AKM and a lone mag. I then get over run buy zombies and die. The end..

[Marshmallow (DayZ) 33]

I always play as a survivor and make it a mission to pick off bandits whenever possible.

One time, I was just north of Cherno and just as I was coming out of a barn, shots from a nearby hill started hitting the ground at my feet. I was able to dodge the shooting as I weaved my way into a forest where the sniper gave up. I laid there for about 20 minutes waiting for him to make an appearance until about half a kilometer away, I could see a firefight between two guys in ghillie suits and another victim. They took out the poor guy and I assumed they were the guys who were shooting at me, so I patiently crawled my way toward their position where they were looting the body and just hanging out. With my CZ, I aimed at one of the perps...click..pow!

He didn't go down, but he was crippled and they both started running around wildly, searching the hills to see where it came from. I was thinking they might retreat away from my position, but fortunately, they started moving closer to me which is when I made my second shot. This one picked him off for good, but because zombles were closing in on my position, the other bandit had no trouble finding me and we had a quick shootout, which ended badly for me.

I have to say, these rare and few gripping events are what make this game so much fun!

Edited August 29, 2012 by Marshmallow

[Abandonedcartoon 45]

You sir are not a Bandit you're just another idiot who was in the right place to take advantage of newly spawned players, if anything what you did is nothing more than being another negative player in the community. Bandits kill for gear/power, not for simple amusement bandits commonly fight opposing clans instead. Theirs no fun or respect in killing someone who has no chance in fighting you fairly. So in my opnion get of this section of the forums lol.

Edited August 29, 2012 by Abandonedcartoon

[team_player 42]

No one is fair game until they have a gun of some sort, axes and hatchets can fight each other but gun+hatchet/axe =Dog act

[morbros2714 1]

You sir are not a Bandit you're just another idiot who was in the right place to take advantage of newly spawned players, if anything what you did is nothing more than being another negative player in the community. Bandits kill for gear/power, not for simple amusement bandits commonly fight opposing clans instead. Theirs no fun or respect in killing someone who has no chance in fighting you fairly. So in my opnion get of this section of the forums lol.

I actually have killed two bandits and a couple other people in this life too. Thanks for calling me an idiot buddy :) you were probably one of those kids.

Anyway, Marshmallow, I agree with this, no game has made my heart beat soo much when I am closing in for a kill or being killed. There is always a chance for it to go the other way!

[Man vs Wild 313]

Was south of Stary sobor in the treelines looking for players with my l85 and then I turn to the side and scope in to see a huge whiteblob in my thermal scope!! I nearly crapped myself!! It was a group of about 5-6 people, one of them notices me and I figure why not, and I open fire on them... 3 of them immediatly alt f4! I get two and I thought that was all of them I start to walk over and theres one guy left and he starts to shoot at me and well, let's put it this way a l85 aws isn't the best for CQC.

[DroppinX 33]

You sir are not a Bandit you're just another idiot who was in the right place to take advantage of newly spawned players, if anything what you did is nothing more than being another negative player in the community. Bandits kill for gear/power, not for simple amusement bandits commonly fight opposing clans instead. Theirs no fun or respect in killing someone who has no chance in fighting you fairly. So in my opnion get of this section of the forums lol.

I think you are misguided as to what 'Bandit' means. It means against society norms. Think of Mad Max, your argument is like the bandits in Mad Max saying another bandit isn't really a bandit because he just killed his victim and didn't torture them first...

Bandit is bandit, some people just are more extreme than others.

[rogue246 28]

Leave no witness. Good thinking!

[noobsmcgee@gmail.com 52]

No loose ends, If you'd let him go he would've became more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

[Dirty Pyrex 23]

Kill the father; kill the son.