Just screwed a hacker and feel like an absolute champ right now

[Hysterics 26]

So I was running across the wilderness trying to get back to something I had been doing across the map, when bam I get teleported into the middle of a random field, but like 50 feet up in the air. So I'm falling and I hit esc, and abort like a second before I'm going to hit the ground, essentially logging me out like 1 foot above ground. So I log back in and fall the 1 foot and take no damage haha... But there are corpses near me, from other victims I assume. So I start running around hoping to catch the script kiddy off gaurd, can't see or hear anything, so I go over and loot the bodies, found some really great stuff lmao, then all of a sudden a guy in a ghillie suit teleports about twenty feet away from me, but facing the opposite direction, so I let off a full clip of AKM ammo into him... Doesn't die. Clearly a god mode hacker right? So I hit esc and alt F4 right as he fires his first bullet, and he missed lol cause I logged into a different server at the same HP.

So I didn't really screw him I guess, but I wasted his time and made him look like a fucking tool. If he hadn't been god mode like a complete pussy I would have actually killed him too lol...

[diddy (DayZ) 16]

i took a poop 4 minutes ago, is my story better or what fellas

[sycowill@gmail.com 11]

rock on.

[KennyNZ 121]

i took a poop 4 minutes ago, is my story better or what fellas

You must be the hacker :D

[Slickback (DayZ) 21]

Wouldn't go as far as saying you had screwed him over, but it was a good read :). More importantly though, you indirectly answered a question I had always had! Being the victim of many teleporation hacks, I always forget to alt+F4 when it occurs. However, I never knew if I logged in after I just alt+F4ed I would spawn where I dc/ed (in the air) or on the ground. Guess I'm going to have to time my alt f4 very carefully next time I get teleported into the clouds

[ICYTHROWER 3]

Not too great of a victory, but hey...a wins a win.

[Hysterics 26]

Wouldn't go as far as saying you had screwed him over, but it was a good read :). More importantly though, you indirectly answered a question I had always had! Being the victim of many teleporation hacks, I always forget to alt+F4 when it occurs. However, I never knew if I logged in after I just alt+F4ed I would spawn where I dc/ed (in the air) or on the ground. Guess I'm going to have to time my alt f4 very carefully next time I get teleported into the clouds

I didn't actually alt f4, I just hit esc and waited until I was just about at the ground to hit abort.... I figured I was screwed either way and worth a shot trying it.

Also I wasted time looting those corpses, the few items I did manage to grab disappeared. Awesome!

Also to the guy taking a crap, nice. I guess you don't get hacked much or something eh, cause this shit is sorta frustrating, and coming out alive after being hacked by someone who goes as far as using god mode feels pretty good, thanks for trying to rain on my parade though, you're just the type of bitter no life that uses hacks in the first place. Have a nice day though, sir.

I've read up on hacks a bit, god mode hacks are one of the harder ones to hide. So the guy is putting himself at a much higher risk of being banned than the average hacker. If he hadn't been putting himself at that much risk, I would have killed him and ended his little spree. I also managed to loot a GPS, Nightvision, and a few other goodies off the corpse, so I was initially pretty stoked. ( After logging into another server those items disappeared, but I'm just pointing out the reasons I felt that I had a victory, albeit a minor one. )

And ya I didn't screw him over, but I probably gave him a scare. :P

Edited August 26, 2012 by Hysterics

[gywidion@msn.com 80]

I wonder if any admins have utilized these skiddies IP addresses for more personal reasons yet?

[Sirhc5509 12]

depressing, been days myself without being victimized by scripts, and now twice in the past 30 mins, survived a mass tele into shootfest, but was had later by someone teleporting behind me with an SD rifle and the aim of a blindman.

Edit: Awesome, respawn, find a broken van, someone runs by and I ask him if he want to help fix it up, tells me to fuck off. 10 mins later after fixing the engine i just fall dead -.-.

Edited August 26, 2012 by Sirhc5509

[Lupin-III 44]

You must be the hacker :D

Nah, he just birthed a hacker.

[EBRAddict 9]

Haven't played in some time. I was tired of being hacked.

Good to know 0_o.

[jblackrupert 308]

You must be the hacker :D

No, It was my toilet he used and I can tell you 100% he was NOT using an aimbot.

[Hysterics 26]

Not that anyone cares, but I ended up going back to the server I got hacked on, found the dead bodies again, looted them again, and this time retained the items... Got a 24slot backpack, That Anti Material Sniper Rifle, a silenced M4 with 10 rounds of SD ammo, Nightviison, GPS, and some other goodies.... Yeah I'm doing good. Best part is the area he teleported me to is the area I was trying to get to anyways.... lol.... Never had a hack attempt end up benefiting me.