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Fishmitts

I love this clan. I think..

By Fishmitts, in New Player Discussion

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Fishmitts    65

Fishmitts
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Just thought I'd share for a laugh, we could all use one now and then. This was posted in our "shout" channel, and it made me smile.

“So Crysiiz told me that the guild was starting an emergency phone list so I gave him my number. Now he won't stop sending me dick pics. Not complaining, just letting everyone know.”

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Sam Entropy    7

Sam Entropy
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Hahahaha!! Brilliant! I would do the same, or call at stupid hours just for the lols

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