Adventure time!

[FaceAche 69]

Sup guuuuuuaaayys up for an awesome adventure? Yeah you are!

My situation.

Login, fainted, no hourglass, dafuq? waited for at least 20 minutes before I came to the conclusion that I'm screwed and I didn't even ALT F4 so I must be bugged but who cares! Ok moving on...

Option 1.

Save me by poking me with an epi-pen

Option 2.

Kill me

Is it worth your time?

Yes it is because my (soon to be your) gear is fucking awesome amagawd! I'm being serious here no really I mean it.

I even found a god damn satchel bomb thingy and I never found one of those bastards before.

Am I trolling?

I know it looks that way you'll never know until you get there, besides it's not like you have anything better to do right?

Where is your location so I can fucking kill you?

I'm on the North side of the Malinovka mountain near Polana I can actually see Polana.

I guess this is my location "109 075"

Server "DE 1996"

Player name "Hidde"

I'm wearing a ghillie suit so I might be hard to find.

Happy hunting! Cause I can't imagine someone saving me, but if you do I'll share some needo stuff!

Or you can be just be a fucking pig and take it all nonmomonomonomonom atleast t-bag me if you decide to do so I wanna have some lols out of this as well.

Edited August 25, 2012 by FaceAche

[M4L 42]

seems the epic pen isnt that epic and wont save u

so itll be death me quess is :)

w00t !

just under 1 hour away ..... <_<

[bobstefanio 24]

Nah couldn't be arsed running to this obvious trap :)

[FaceAche 69]

What?

[FaceAche 69]

Nah couldn't be arsed running to this obvious trap :)

It's not a trap but don't bother searching for me if you already have good gear of course. I'll put up a screenshot in a sec for the nonbelievers.

[FaceAche 69]

Well there you go I can only see polana for a brief second when I log in and fall down to the ground also the timer is moving again but still slow as fuck.

I just want to play again so kill or save me I don't really mind.