Don't you hate it when...

[puppetworx 474]

You find 3 vehicles in one night and consecutively trash them all because you're a retard?

First I found an ATV, repaired it's two wheels, engine, fuel tank, the usual. Then I do with it what ATV's do best (no, not flip) go offroads, I go on a search of the Northern forrests for vehicles. Well I hit the jackpot mofo because about 30 minutes in I come across a frikkin chopper and a bus. They're both all green, the chopper has no fuel, the bus half a tank and I have 3 full jerry cans on me. So it's dilemma time, I want that chopper, am I going to make fuel runs in the ATV to fill it up or will 3 jerry cans worth be enough to get the chopper to the nearest available refuel point.

...three jerry cans was not sufficient. The chopper downed in the far North of the NWAF seconds away from a refueling point.

I then went back to my ATV with all 2K of blood, passing out many times along the way. About 30 seconds after getting on I flip it. So I run to the bus and after driving through the slow ass dirt tracks of the north finally reach Vybor. Due to the dark and my unfamiliarity with the town I presume I can just roll this big bus right on through their stopping at the supermarket on the way. 30 MINUTES LATER I'M STILL FUCKING IN THERE TRAPPED BETWEEN CARS AND ROADBLOCKS. Finally I get out and say 'fuck it I'll walk' at which point a zombie knocks me out cold and chews me to death. It was never supposed to end like this....