Death by wife

[Gogster (DayZ) 626]

Driving a tractor between Vybor & NWAF, my wife leaned across the monitor to kiss me goodbye, yep I crashed into the only tree in the middle of a field.

Unconscious. Bled out. Dead.

I bet she's a bandit, sat at home now making her way to pillage my body :(

[Survivor Tyler 77]

Dude..

Fuck

At least your still getting some ass brah.

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Imagine having no wife to kiss you goodbye and driving all your way safely.

[TheDesigner 1197]

Those tricky bandits, they're getting sneakier every day.

[[ZD] Insertcoins 46]

I hear ya.

Honey, dinner's ready!

- Yeah, let me just finish this run and I can log out in safety.

Just pause it!

- DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFRUCKING GAME!?

[spexnax 15]

I am wondering, which would you rather be without? :) She instantly has the bandit skin, man. I bet she has a nicer looking bandit skin, than you.

[Gogster (DayZ) 626]

Imagine having no wife to kiss you goodbye and driving all your way safely.

Ah perspective! You have some :)

I am wondering, which would you rather be without? :) She instantly has the bandit skin, man. I bet she has a nicer looking bandit skin, than you.

This is true, although she has this rather large lump where her tummy is at the moment B)

[spexnax 15]

Congratulations mate! Wonderful for you! The tummy is her bandit skin.

[Tyratops 11]

Kiss you "goodbye"?! Well played wifey, well played.

[Buick72 27]

Reminds of when I used to play CS 1.6 and do mini-tournaments (clan VS clan with money on the line) My team was about to win, I was the last one standing and was about to shoot the other teams last guy standing in the back of the head.... Till my girl at the time slapped me int he back of the head and said "Go to bed it's 2am!" I recover and look back up to see a desert eagle in my face and then *BLAM*.... cost me 800 bucks.....

[Frenzy 6]

My wife does this, you have to learn to use your peripheral vision!

[sostronk 334]

I would say time for a divorce, but you know how it goes. You get the crashed tractor and she gets the house and car.

[kander 80]

My wife does this, you have to learn to use your peripheral vision!

Yeah, don't try to introduce third person though.. they don't tend to go for that..

[fosty99 160]

My wife does this, you have to learn to use your peripheral vision!

This, and hold alt to free look.