Gogster (DayZ) 626 Posted August 23, 2012 Driving a tractor between Vybor & NWAF, my wife leaned across the monitor to kiss me goodbye, yep I crashed into the only tree in the middle of a field.Unconscious. Bled out. Dead.I bet she's a bandit, sat at home now making her way to pillage my body :( 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Survivor Tyler 77 Posted August 23, 2012 Dude..FuckAt least your still getting some ass brah. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
void.false@gmail.com 300 Posted August 23, 2012 Imagine having no wife to kiss you goodbye and driving all your way safely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDesigner 1197 Posted August 23, 2012 Those tricky bandits, they're getting sneakier every day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[ZD] Insertcoins 46 Posted August 23, 2012 I hear ya.Honey, dinner's ready!- Yeah, let me just finish this run and I can log out in safety.Just pause it!- DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFRUCKING GAME!? 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spexnax 15 Posted August 23, 2012 I am wondering, which would you rather be without? :) She instantly has the bandit skin, man. I bet she has a nicer looking bandit skin, than you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gogster (DayZ) 626 Posted August 23, 2012 Imagine having no wife to kiss you goodbye and driving all your way safely.Ah perspective! You have some :)I am wondering, which would you rather be without? :) She instantly has the bandit skin, man. I bet she has a nicer looking bandit skin, than you.This is true, although she has this rather large lump where her tummy is at the moment B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spexnax 15 Posted August 23, 2012 Congratulations mate! Wonderful for you! The tummy is her bandit skin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyratops 11 Posted August 23, 2012 Kiss you "goodbye"?! Well played wifey, well played. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buick72 27 Posted August 23, 2012 Reminds of when I used to play CS 1.6 and do mini-tournaments (clan VS clan with money on the line) My team was about to win, I was the last one standing and was about to shoot the other teams last guy standing in the back of the head.... Till my girl at the time slapped me int he back of the head and said "Go to bed it's 2am!" I recover and look back up to see a desert eagle in my face and then *BLAM*.... cost me 800 bucks..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenzy 6 Posted August 23, 2012 My wife does this, you have to learn to use your peripheral vision! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sostronk 334 Posted August 23, 2012 I would say time for a divorce, but you know how it goes. You get the crashed tractor and she gets the house and car. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kander 80 Posted August 23, 2012 My wife does this, you have to learn to use your peripheral vision!Yeah, don't try to introduce third person though.. they don't tend to go for that.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fosty99 160 Posted August 23, 2012 My wife does this, you have to learn to use your peripheral vision!This, and hold alt to free look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
