orange_85 10 Posted August 21, 2012 A weird thing happened today.I was running south after a good loot and suddently i hear a beeeep beeep beeeeep and the sound of some veichle coming. I crouch and see a fucking ural coming straight in my direction!! what the hell that guy saw me because he stopped and he was probably thinking on what to do. I decide to shot him, i'm scared and i want that ural sooo bad. He moves his ural a little right so he can jump off and hide behind it. I think i got him because he disappeared the time to bandage himself. Fuck, my position sux i don't have hides and if i go down i can't shoot at him. I just aim at his position hoping i get him before he gets me. My hearth starts screaming like a bitch. Unluckily he get me first. Awesome shot, just a short burst gets me in the stomatch. Im dead, very good job man, you defended yourself with a very smart and fast move.But i don't surrender so easily, so now comes the interesting part:there is a buddy with me on TS and i go mad when i die, i had good loot on me and i plan a way to get all that stuff back! so i tell him that ural was going straight south, probably to get up a buddy or something. he spawned on the coast near elektro and got an AK in the city. i just fucking hope that ural is going near there and... BINGO! after a while my friend screams at me in TS saying he sees a fucking blue ural coming in the city. i beg him to shoot at the guy and get my loot. well, he did it. i spawned and run to elektro. i'm followed by some zombies, my buddy tells me we need a wheel because the ural is damaged. i find a wheel near the city and run to him. it is the zombie apocalypse but we manage to get the fucking out of the city. I was a little pissed because the ural guy didn't loot me so i lost my stuff (what the fuck i had awesome weapons and equip on me, are you dumb man?)and now comes the REALLY weird part:going north we fucking see a superfucking bus!!!!!! i jump off the ural and run as hell to the bus, scared because it was clear that someone was around there and.... WOOT?? IT'S FUCKING FULL OF PEOPLE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!? NOBODY IS AT THE DRIVING PLACE? ROFL i jump in and start, i laugh hard for about 2 minutes while i drive the bus and people can't jump off cause i'm moving. i don't know how many people there are so i just try to speak with them: "hey what's up guys? did you have a nice day? :)" and they keep begging me to stop, i can count at least 3 different voices. i ask my friend if he can shoot them while i'm moving but he's following us with the ural so i suddently decide to stop, and with a very quick move i shot them in the head thru the windows with my akm before they can even realize what is happening: 2 of them are dead, one gets out and try to shoot me but i just headshot him, another goes to the driving place and try to escape, but the bus is slow, bad choice. 4 deaths, nobody survived. they probably were survivors helping people around, one of them got the hero skin, i feel a little sad and sorry, but we couldn't risk to loose the ural and the stuff. looting them we were surprised of how much stuff they had, i killed 4 experienced players so easily, i probably was lucky, or just fast enough. we got night vision, gps, very nice sd weapons, even a fucking AS50 with ammo. we damaged a little the bus and disappeared with the ural.true story bro.yeh i know tl:dr, no1 cares. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beanus 61 Posted August 21, 2012 You wanna know the worst part about that, you have to clean the blood stains out of the bus now. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BurritoBandit 24 Posted August 21, 2012 Cool story bro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blossomycrowd 1 Posted August 22, 2012 here the mate! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parajumper 0 Posted August 22, 2012 How utterly intersting, those poor souls.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDesigner 1197 Posted August 22, 2012 Runs this through a spellcheck, then post it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyanyde 165 Posted August 22, 2012 vaguely interesting.. probably better in your native language though.I don't like hearing about innocents being slaughtered for no reason, but meh, it's the apocalypse.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick8478 166 Posted August 22, 2012 I hope English is your second language... If it's not, your typing and writing skills are terrible. Also, riveting tale chap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orange_85 10 Posted August 22, 2012 well, of course english isn't my language. i can barely type an understandable phrase, i just hope it wasn't too much annoying to read. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick8478 166 Posted August 22, 2012 I see. Your main problem is your lack of capitalization and punctuation skills. Also indents and more paragraphs will help you a lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkPunk 159 Posted August 22, 2012 hey for being your second language, i think you did well on the english. now to the part that's actually relevant as a reply....hahaha that is amazing. if only some people had jumped out, you could have turned around and run over their broken bodies to finish em off. nicely done! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thehumandove 344 Posted August 22, 2012 A most enjoyable read! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coleisman 15 Posted August 23, 2012 nice usage bro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orange_85 10 Posted August 23, 2012 (edited) well, today i had another great day.my buddy was unarmed in elektro and got shot by some kids with clan tags having fun scaring people in the global voice chat. so he wants his revenge and type on chat: "ok kids: we are coming in elektro to kill you all! better if u leave the city".they just laugh and insult us in english and polish (their language).we don't know how many they are (i should just look at the list and search for their tag, but i'm dumb so i didn't) but we don't have nothing to loose so we just try to get them all. he rushes in elektro, kills a guy with his makarov and gets his mp5 and pdw (wtf lol gj man). i'm still far, i spawned in kamenka and looted 3 deer stands and i'm moving straight to elektro helping him. i don't have any weapon, only a hatchet... during my travel to elektro he gets in the church and kill another guy, gets his ak and kills another one (!!!killing spree!!!). those kids start whining on global chat and try to annoy the whole server with the voice chat. now we know they are at least 4.i'm in the city and he comes at the docks to meet me. we get ready and rush, we know they are near the church or in the school. i have only 2 bullets in the pdw, i suddently see 2 guys moving crouched to avoid zombies and i shoot at one of them those 2 bullets and kill (wtf lol i got him in the head?) then i see a sniper on the roof on the school and hide, my buddy runs and get killed by him. i take my hatchet and decide to go for him! i'm angry and focused. i met him in the corridor of the school i keep moving around him and he can't get me, i kill him with the hatchet and get his winchester (wasn't a sniper lol). i hide in a room waiting for his friends, i hear someone running so i just run out looking around. i see a guy with another winchester aiming at me. i shot at him very fast and hide a little right in a room, he misses and bam! 2nd shot on him and he's dead."we told you to leave the city guys. gg"they disconnected from the server. Edited August 23, 2012 by orange_85 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MisterExclerate 0 Posted August 23, 2012 Lol nice story bra. made me laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
