WTF I'm dancing! and also i'm a COW!

[CoolCain10 55]

I went to cherno on a heavily populated server and scouted the town from the hills and found 1 new spawn killer and killed him and then headed into town as it's the best place for car parts you can fix a car there in less than 5 minutes so I was being ninja jogging around town and when I was on the main road my character stood up and started fucking dancing!

I was like WTF! and I shared the screen with my friend and he started bursting out laughing at one point my character started touching down there!

Then once it ended I headed to my broken car fixed it up and put spare parts in the back and when I was about to enter I turned into a fucking cow I have no inventory slots and I can see my character guarding my car while I'm a big pile of walking meat!

I disconnected to another server and I'm still a fucking cow how do I fix this? I don't want to run up to player and use vlop to say "I'm a cow kill me!"

Q: Is this fucking normal for in the middle of a zombie invasion for a person who I control behind a mouse and keyboard to start dancing without my control?

Q: Why the fuck am I cow!?

[TankFodder 2]

You've been hacked my friend. I've seen it a couple of times from a distance (Hasn't happened to me). As far as I know, the only cure is death. If you have your inventory still, have a friend kill you and guard you while you respawn, or if you don't care, or don't have it, just gallop into town and let the snipers have at it

[RiggsUK 69]

You got scripted by an unscrupulous player. Scripters can teleport you, turn you into things like cows dogs, equip you with random stuff (usually as50, coyote backpack etc), and also instakill or break your legs. The games runs on an open-client so we all have to put up with it till it comes out as standalone alpha. These people arn't hackers as they don't actually write the bypasses themselves. The real hacker just sits on a web page selling his hacks to all and sundry. They work for a while then the bypass is found by Battleye and a mass ban occurs. Please don't give up on this game just because of these scripters. Ignorance is the best policy when dealing with attention seekers.

[dvg2016 6]

Pics or it didnt happen, Anon.

[Bernd (DayZ) 134]

Q: Why the fuck am I cow!?

Beans for the best quote of all time.