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Why is Mountain Dew so rare?

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Okay, so why is Mountain Dew so goddamn rare? I don't take it anyway because of....THE CURSE but why is it so rare? To my knowledge it doesn't make you faster, it doesn't fill up your thirst any more than coke or pepsi, or at least, not significantly. I just don't understand the rarity of it.

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they care called easter eggs... look up what that means in terms of video games if you dont know what that means

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maybe the population of chernarus did not like mountain dew, so shop owners did not have much of it in stock.

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maybe the population of chernarus did not like mountain dew, so shop owners did not have much of it in stock.

maybe the zombies drink the dew when the server is empty

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THE CURSE

I can verify this. I drank a Mountain Dew while running through Elektro with my Makarov and Winchester. Hadn't seen or heard anyone the entire time I was there. Me and a buddy headed out toward to Dobryy (sniper hill) to check for tents. Then, out of nowhere, a guy (not a bandit, as far as I could tell) with an M4 CCO and other decent gear pops out of the trees. He proceeds to kill me and wound my buddy. My friend kills my attacker, but, long story short, both the friend who was with me at the time of consumption and another friend who was running to meet us were killed within 10 minutes.

Immediately after I respawned in Three Valleys (with the hero skin--hoping people would realize I DON'T shoot on sight because of this), I came upon another survivor. He had a Winchester. I had absolutely nothing. Not even an axe. Dude lays down like I won't see him. I walk over, say, "Look dude... I don't have anything. If you're going to shoot me, just do it." I wait for a few seconds and start to walk away. *BANG* Dead. Thanks, buddy.

I believe it takes two lives to satisfy the Curse of the Dew, as things have returned to normal since then.

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I shot a can of mountain dew once and it not only blew up the entire server, but the entire hosting company as well.

I later learned that Chuck Norris makes mountain dew from his sweat.

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they care called easter eggs... look up what that means in terms of video games if you dont know what that means

You're serious right? Did you really just tell me something that is NOT AT ALL AN EASTER EGG IS AN EASTER EGG, while in the same sentence TELL ME TO LOOK UP WHAT EASTER EGGS ARE? Bro, you're a fucking idiot.

Example of an Easter egg: The Evil Santa Face inside the smoke stacks

Not an Easter Egg: Mountain Dew

Thats like saying that Helicopters are an easter egg because they are rare.

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