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Mountain Dew is cursed. 13 days without being killed, get a mountain dew last night, and got killed back a hacking combat-logging faggot.

CURSED.

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It is most definatly cursed! I always perfom coitus interruptus with my girlfiend, worked for over 3 months. Drank a dew two weeks ago and now she is pregnant!!

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Mountain Dew is cursed. 13 days without being killed, get a mountain dew last night, and got killed back a hacking combat-logging faggot.

CURSED.

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CURSE BUSTED

Had a Dew in my pack for five days, SURVIVED a TP hack, defeated ANOTHER hacker (he had some insane Blood level, passed out when I shot him but didn't die when I unloaded my Bizon into him) Dragged his corpse so he couldn't shoot me when he woke up, promptly ragequitted.

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lol... the last few days I've been less forgiving. Was almost killed a few days ago by a guy who claimed friendly, then sneaked around and tried to kill me.

I killed that sneaky jerk, but I stopped giving warnings, and if someone's unlucky enough to come too close, I just kill them.

Then tonight got killed by a combat-logger who logged out snuck up behind me and killed me AS SOON as I took off my NVGs and handed em to my buddy. :(

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