Made fun of how I talk, dead in seconds.

[Vendayn 7]

I'm bored and feel like posting something that happened to me just the day before. I was looting Cherno when I met a group of 3 guys chilling in the supermarket. Being my friendly self I say, "Herro? I'm fwiendly." They say, "Hurry in before you attract unwanted attention." So I head over to them, and 1 of the guys asks why I sound retarded. Again being friendly *Yet not smart enough to give my real life reason* I tell them I am not native of English. Then they laugh like The Joker and say to get the f*ck out of this game.

Now when someone makes fun of me, I get angry, but when someone makes fun of how I talk, then I get furious. I yell at them, "We retards aren't all stupid douche-bags you know." And they reply, "Yeah, right. Your mother tell you about the tragic tale of your birth yet?" And they laugh HARD. Then, I snap, raise my AK, scream like a barbarian-indian, *no racisim intended* and fill them all with lead. I have a good laugh myself, then take some of their gear. AS-50, Revolver, Bizon, FN FAL, lots of good stuff. I got killed about 20 minutes later by a sniper. "LOLZ U SHUD ZTOP WINING ABOT SNIPEZ" He killed me with a M1911, BURN!! Take that assholes.

Thus concludes my thread which has no reason being here, but is because I'm bored.

[dusty926 31]

Oh very nice.

[Occy 7]

I see what you did there. :)

[aquilez 16]

I'm surprised. Usually arrogant pricks type in everything with perfect spelling and grammar but you're brave enough to type in what you feel without resorting to useless self-serving grammar. Your bravery and honestly for playing this game from another country far exceeds most people who are much less foreign than you and type on these forums.