Take that Bandits!

[lemonkeyface 17]

Today, I was running in the forest near Kamenka, and decided to check my loot map. I laid down, came back and saw YOU ARE DEAD. Needless to say, I was quite angry, because I had just got a L85 from a random dead guy.

I re-spawned in Elektro, and decided to head through my loot route. I didn't take me but 5 seconds of running into the city to hear gunshots. I didn't care, since I only had a Makarov with no ammo, and decided to run into the town anyway. While running down the street, I see 3 people down the road and started yelling friendly into my microphone. What happened? They opened fire with the M4A1 CCO SD, M14 AIM, and a FN FAL. I ducked behind the school, out of their sight and ran in, to find some sort of protection. I knew they weren't going to be friendly, so I went into kill mode. I find an Enfield, and head up to the top floor to try to scout them out. I see one in the grocery store, spraying down 1 zombie with like 5 shots and them screaming,"I GOT HIM!" In a thick hill billy accent.

I reached the top floor, and saw the three starting to panic, as all the zombies in town have started to run to them. I decided it was the perfect time to make my move. One peeked from behind the back shelves and I dropped him with 1 bullet. The next goes to the back counter to escape and I dropped him like his buddy. The third sat there stunned, as his two companions are now dead, and he thinks its a great idea to stand still shoot more zombies. I take aim and break his leg, and then let the hoard consume him.

After most of the zombies have gone, I sneak in and find them. The first has the M4A1 CCO SD with 12 STANAG SD mags. The second, has the M14 AIM, with NVG and Rangefinders. The third has the FAL which I left, but took the Ghillie suit in his coyote backpack which I took as well. Just as soon as I left there bodies and up the hill, I hear the sound of an ATV driving through the city. I took aim at the grocery store, as I knew they were going to salvage their loot. 1 minute later, I see 4 bandits on 2 ATV's hop off around the hospital and 3 of the guys go back to the church, but the 4th goes in my direction. Bad move buddy. I hit him 3 times and the head as I hear him yell out,"IM DEAD" in the mic.

2 more guys came running and scour the area for his killer. Laying in the grass, virtually undetectable I watch as 1 of them moves too far from his buddy and I drop him with 5 bullets to the chest. Now his friend is yelling for the other to come help. I get up and walk into the grocery store and wait for anyone to come inside. Just as suspected, one of them walks into the store to check for his body. I pop out and spray a clip into him, and i hear the other shooting at me from the hospital. I drop to the ground and roll over to make him think i was unconscious. He stupidly ran right in and I shot him once in the head. I check his backpack and there lies an AS50 with 9 mags. 5 minutes later, my squadmate arrives, and we drive off to our base, with two new ATV's and gear for 5.

Thanks for the stuff, if you're reading this (; (sorry for the long story, but i thought it was worth sharing.)

Survivors: 1

Bandits: 0

[Bonehead3535 105]

damn man wish i was there so i can loot their bodies too

[lemonkeyface 17]

damn man wish i was there so i can loot their bodies too

I hid all their bodies to piss them off.

[Hugo (DayZ) 6]

You magnificent bastard.

Shut up and take my beans!

[lemonkeyface 17]

You magnificent bastard.

Shut up and take my beans!

Thanks! :D :thumbsup: