Threads that are getting old...

[Lowbei 33]

SO fucking tired of seeing the same shit on these forums everyday, from people who are too stupid to either use the search function, or scroll down to find the exact same thread on the SAME fucking page

#1. if you find a hacked weapon on a corpse, yes, you can use it, but know that its frowned upon and can be taken from you at any time.

#2. if you are hacked and killed, dont make a damn post about it, it happens to all of us, on a regular basis, and the devs AND battleye know about the problem.

#3. if you are banned by an admin of a server, dont come bitch about it on the general discussion forum simply because you dont think it will get enough attention in its proper forum.

#4. if you think WarZ is going to outdo DayZ and want to blahblah about it, just dont. WarZ is probably vaporware anyway, fake looking screenshots combined with a complete lack of any gameplay videos (it takes 30mins to make a gameplay video, they dont take editing, special effects, a story, none of that) with a wait time of over a month for an expected video (from july 28th to the end of august), a producer who doesnt speak english very well, a website, facebook, and twitter accounts that were all created on july 27th, and a stated 1 yr development time. biggest vaporware scam of 2012, and furthermore nobody here cares, so just dont.

#5. if you are raging about a massive camp somewhere and want the whole community to come raid it on some specific server, just dont, not only is that rude as hell, but it makes you look petty and angry that you were likely immediately killed on said server while raiding said camp.

#6. if you are trying to setup a "trade" system, ugh, puhleez, spare us your bullshit, very little trading actually happens in dayz, both parties have goods, and both parties likely have pals with sniper rifles in the treeline, why just make a trade with someone when you can take their gear?

#7. last but not least, no, we dont want to join your clan, especially if you are recruiting on the forums... and please stop naming yourselves ridiculous ranks like sergeants and lieutenants and whatnot, not only does the game (and your dumb clan) not need ranks for a game like this, but its insulting to the military

[redfield-77 315]

lol I like it :thumbsup: 9/10

[Legacy (DayZ) 1091]

But.. I was killed by a hacker! Everyone MUST KNOW BECAUSE IT IS OF THE MOST UTTER IMPORTANCE, BECAUSE I BELIEVE I AM SPECIAL ENOUGH TO RECEIVE ENOUGH ATTENTION TO WHERE SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN IN COMPENSATION BECAUSE OF THE HACKERS.

:l I am getting quite tired of these topics. I might sticky this.

[DarkRaven123 602]

We all know people still won't read the stickied topic and continue to post their crap.

[jdz (DayZ) 238]

Thought this was going to be a shit thread, was pleasantly suprised.

[Afgoo 114]

Agree with #1-#5

[UsuallyFriendly 10]

What else would we talk about?

[Legacy (DayZ) 1091]

What else would we talk about?

Calling people bitches while stating that you had sexual intercourse with their mothers while noscoping them with your DMR?

[Sam Entropy 7]

I agree 100%

On the other hand, if there wasn't any of those posts, the forum would be fairly dead in comparison, but the quality threads of stories/videos/etc would be much easier to find.

[Minamo 114]

#6. if you are trying to setup a "trade" system, ugh, puhleez, spare us your bullshit, very little trading actually happens in dayz, both parties have goods, and both parties likely have pals with sniper rifles in the treeline, why just make a trade with someone when you can take their gear?

I've traded with a few guys yesterday, All happend really calm, 3 trades went succesfully.. 1 didn't and that bandit and his two friends lost their gear, + i only died..

[Hot Pie 27]

DON'T LISTEN TO THE OP. I am usually bored at work and the QQ threads make me laugh and help pass the time faster. :D If you were unarmed and were shot at the coast please keep sharing your sob stories.

[Lowbei 33]

yes, we certainly love having the few decent threads that come up, bumped off the main page by the ramblings of retards because you enjoy reading qqs

[syncmaster (DayZ) 63]

1st bad post: Warning

2nd bad post: Temp ban and/or new topic privileges removed.

3rd bad post: BAN

Problem solved.

[Legacy (DayZ) 1091]

1st bad post: Warning

2nd bad post: Temp ban and/or new topic privileges removed.

3rd bad post: BAN

Problem solved.

1st bad post: Ban

2nd bad post: Ban the person who suggested this list

3rd bad post: Ban everyone and shut down the forums.

Problem solved.

[EnermaX 59]

I'm kinda fed up with the QQ threads, however, those tears are delicous sometimes ;)

[Lowbei 33]

well im sure the admins are probably a bit tired of moving or removing the same old threads everyday

and i found an interesting thread on page2, that would have been on page1 (and thus more viewed) if there wasnt such bullshit on the main page like "DURRR join my clan you can be a Sergeant!"

[HarunDanyal 49]

I'm kinda fed up with the QQ threads, however, those tears are delicous sometimes ;)

Despite me agreeing with the list, is this not also a 'QQ' thread?

[Lowbei 33]

no

[Dreganius (DayZ) 55]

I agree with every point but #6, I've made plenty of trades in DayZ that have ended in both parties leaving perfectly intact. That said, every man and his dog trying to make a trading league is getting boring, fast.

[U.B.C.S. Ravin 326]

Trades in DayZ happen pretty often. Infact I have traded roughly seven times with individuals and all of them went smoothly and noone killed anyone.

(Sniper part was right though, just in case anyone tried to pull a fast one on me.)

Ranks in clans are often fun and are a great way to organize in larger clans. Do they mean anything? No, not at all. But it lets you know who is calling the shots or have veteran members. I think the military could care less about internet players and their clan names.

[sostronk 334]

Im going to start a QQ thread about QQ. BRB.

[Dreganius (DayZ) 55]

QQ moar QQ thread QQer QQ.

I'm confused. I'm going to QQ about it.

QQ!

[Take note, folks. This is what not sleeping for 48 hours does to your head computer thingy!]

[aussiestig 681]

You seem like you'd be the perfect colonel for my clan.

[Rokor Fenix 143]

SO fucking tired of seeing the same shit on these forums everyday, from people who are too stupid to either use the search function, or scroll down to find the exact same thread on the SAME fucking page

#1. if you find a hacked weapon on a corpse, yes, you can use it, but know that its frowned upon and can be taken from you at any time.

#2. if you are hacked and killed, dont make a damn post about it, it happens to all of us, on a regular basis, and the devs AND battleye know about the problem.

#3. if you are banned by an admin of a server, dont come bitch about it on the general discussion forum simply because you dont think it will get enough attention in its proper forum.

#4. if you think WarZ is going to outdo DayZ and want to blahblah about it, just dont. WarZ is probably vaporware anyway, fake looking screenshots combined with a complete lack of any gameplay videos (it takes 30mins to make a gameplay video, they dont take editing, special effects, a story, none of that) with a wait time of over a month for an expected video (from july 28th to the end of august), a producer who doesnt speak english very well, a website, facebook, and twitter accounts that were all created on july 27th, and a stated 1 yr development time. biggest vaporware scam of 2012, and furthermore nobody here cares, so just dont.

#5. if you are raging about a massive camp somewhere and want the whole community to come raid it on some specific server, just dont, not only is that rude as hell, but it makes you look petty and angry that you were likely immediately killed on said server while raiding said camp.

#6. if you are trying to setup a "trade" system, ugh, puhleez, spare us your bullshit, very little trading actually happens in dayz, both parties have goods, and both parties likely have pals with sniper rifles in the treeline, why just make a trade with someone when you can take their gear?

#7. last but not least, no, we dont want to join your clan, especially if you are recruiting on the forums... and please stop naming yourselves ridiculous ranks like sergeants and lieutenants and whatnot, not only does the game (and your dumb clan) not need ranks for a game like this, but its insulting to the military

Beans. All of dem.