octopos 26 Posted August 17, 2012 (edited) I was chasing a player (that killed on sight a noob lost at north) near the-not-pronounceable-place Mountain. And in the base of the mountain I saw a Tractor, in straight line from the deer stand in 31-90 . So I run for it =]BUT!! For some reason, when I saw the tractor, it simply disappeared from my sight!Puff...I continued to ruuun around, and I found it...I began to be scared, this object just teleported to another place, just near you-know-where... I got courage and geared in it. But, nothing, its was empty.. weary. Who park a empty tractor? Any way, I mounted it make a ride after the news born killer. Maybe run over him B)So I take a ride:I decide to go to Pustoshka, maybe that player is going to there? But near the city, I started to heard many shoots, a Light Machine Gun for sure!!OMG that tractor is in red, I will be killed in explosion!!Nothing happened.... I was in open field and continues to drive... if I dismount, I will get a broken leg and a bullet for sure :( .If I stop and dismount, at that rate of fire, I will get killed for sure... SO FULL SPEEEED!!Yep, this is full speed :} .I went to Pustoshka, again at shoot range. How?! I was driving a tractor!! Any way, I'm save now, just dismount, get a good shoot position and take my M14 :DBUT soon as I dismounted, the tractor began to scream!! A pain scream, this is a cursed vehicle?! WHY I stolen this tractor from you-know-where?! It must be cursed!!I run like a girl, not looking behind :(BANG!! Explosion...Sudden the shoots stopped. I was near a house, I came in. No sound (just zeds all over the place)....I got my balls at the ground and decided to see what happened to the tractor.Burned. No zed nearby, no shoots. I thought "The shooter it's coming to kill me!!" So I waited almost 5 mins... nothing..So I start to running around the city... NO ONE!No one appeared!! What the hell, who was shooting?!That cursed tractor!! Its was kidding with my fears!! Daaaam the-not-pronounceable-place Mountain and it vehicles!! All cursed!!CURSED!!!! CUUURSED!!!NEVA GONA FOORGOT WHAT HAPPENED IN YOU-KNOW-WHERE!! NEVEEEER!!!! Edited August 17, 2012 by octopos 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary_Coleman 27 Posted August 17, 2012 Dafuq I just read? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lysander_of_Sparta 43 Posted August 17, 2012 It's Green Mountain, what do you expect?Funny thing is, IRL the area where I live is called Green Mountain. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unitus77@live.com 61 Posted August 17, 2012 I'm sorry but that was so stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EnermaX 59 Posted August 17, 2012 Ur lucky u survived. Noone leaves you-know-what alive. Watch out today... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIGHTLY 87 Posted August 17, 2012 I laughed. Good read, bruddah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
octopos 26 Posted August 18, 2012 I'm sorry but that was so stupid.And you are a humorist right? =]Lets put a smile on your face Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
